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SummaryA dumb crook, his wife and their gang of misfits strike it really big when a botched bank job's cover business becomes a spectacular success.

Directed By:Woody Allen

Written By:Woody Allen

Small Time Crooks

Metascore
Generally Favorable
69
User score
Generally Favorable
6.4
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Metascore
Generally Favorable
69
78% Positive
25 Reviews
22% Mixed
7 Reviews
0% Negative
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100
Philadelphia Inquirer
Sunnier and sillier than most of Allen's recent work, makes its belly laughs heartwarming. It's a most winning movie about losers.
80
Variety
Breezy, enjoyable romp gratifyingly zigzags in directions that aren't apparent at the outset and features some intriguingly personal subtext for longtime Woody watchers.
User score
Generally Favorable
6.4
55% Positive
23 Ratings
36% Mixed
15 Ratings
10% Negative
4 Ratings
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Dec 8, 2010
8
OneWhoKnows
Anyone that knows anything about Woody Allen will realize that SMALL TIME CROOKS is a return to what Woody Allen does best... MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH! All that give this movie a bad review probably like Woody's attempts to find ARTISTIC CINEMA! Well Woody is best served by doing what made him famous, ridiculously funny comedy. By the way if you think PURPLE ROSE is a Woody Allen hit, you have to answer the door (reality is trying to talk to you). Since ANNIE HALL won best picture, it was and is the ONLY COMEDY to do such. Hence, nobody gives comedy its due. By the way it is MUCH harder to make people laugh than it is to make them cry! Keep making me laugh Woody!! Small Time Crooks is a GEM!
Jun 12, 2016
7
Spangle
Small Time Crooks has some very high highs, but does drag at spots. Thus, it is not amongst Woody Allen's best works, though it does sport his classic wit, charm, and humor. The film's first half hour soars and is truly hysterical. With good supporting turns from Michael Rapaport, Tony Darrow, and Jon Lovitz, through this opening part, Small Time Crooks is a phenomenally funny comedy. After this, it begins to drag until its second act finally begins to hit its stride at which point it returns to being hysterical. However, due to this dragging portion immediately after the film skips ahead a year, Small Time Crooks is held back from being a better film. As it stands, however, it is a fun blend of crime and comedy while also being a good statement about staying true to yourself, marriage, and class structure. Overall, Woody Allen has better films, but Small Time Crooks' failures certainly do not derail the film and it remains a charming, funny, and entertaining film.
80
Salon
The latest from Woody Allen is an enjoyable trifle -- but Tracey Ullman and Elaine May walk off with the picture.
70
Washington Post
Diverting and provides a satisfying alternative to teen-oriented summer comedy.
67
Entertainment Weekly
For all its wispy fun, Small Time Crooks still tilts, with little-guy stubbornness, at windmills in Allen's mind.
50
Austin Chronicle
A pleasant frolic, but fairly inconsequential in terms of the overall Allen output.
50
Slate
Sour and mostly feeble, with a depressingly curdled worldview. It bears no resemblance to Allen's surreal, open-ended comedies.
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Sep 5, 2023
5
Compi24
I honestly think this would've been a lot better if it had just stuck with the premise that was introduced in the first act. What we do end up getting isn't necessarily bad or devoid of any kind of humor or anything. It's just odd that the real gold mine of comedic potential was almost deliberately steered away from for seemingly no reason. That said, the cast is unsurprisingly solid, featuring some unmitigated heavyweights of the comedy world flexing their muscles for the audience's enjoyment. There's also no shortage of funny lines to be heard throughout this. I guess I'm just bummed that everything kind of feels like a wasted opportunity here once all is said and done.
Nov 30, 2016
5
shiftworker
Crime comedy. A bank robbery is planned by tunnelling from a bakery, but things don't go according to plan. Woody Allen, Tracey Ullman and Hugh Grant combine to maximise their comedic talents or irritating qualities depending on your point of view. The comedy is gentle and predictable so don't expect to actually laugh at any point. A harmless way of passing the time.
Sep 1, 2011
5
J-Shap
While it drags in parts and has a slim margin between hits and misses, Small Time Crooks does a number of funny (and unexpected) plot developments, and a nice role reversal for Allen's character.
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  • DreamWorks Pictures
  • Sweetland Films
  • Magnolia Productions
May 19, 2000
1 h 34 m
PG
Explodes with big-time laughter.
Golden Globes, USA
• 1 Nomination
National Society of Film Critics Awards, USA
• 1 Win & 1 Nomination
Online Film Critics Society Awards
• 1 Nomination
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