Geostorm

Geostorm is as dumb as you think, but more fun than you might expect.

Geostorm is a watery blend of Armageddon and 24, with enough action to entertain on a basic level. It’ll probably be most appealing to scientists looking for a good laugh.

Geostorm fails to work either as awe-inspiring spectacle or as campy silliness.

Geostorm finds itself in the curious position of simultaneously taking itself too seriously and not enough so. It’s a disaster movie far too ridiculous to generate any real gravitas, but it’s also just glum enough to suck any fun out of watching the beaches of Rio de Janeiro freeze over in an instant.

Geostorm is so punishingly bad it makes Independence Day: Resurgence look like Last Year at Marienbad. (Or at least its less well-known sequel, Last Year at Marienbad: Resurgence.)

Geostorm is terrible entertainment, but it’s a remarkably effective window into Donald Trump’s soul.

The only thing more reliable than bad weather is bad movies, and in that respect, Geostorm is right on forecast.

I don't know about the others but I just simply loved this movie. It's not about chasing each other's family member to be safe, the idea of having all the nations work together just melted my heart. Ugh it's just too good for me.

[SPOILER ALERT: This review contains spoilers.]

Not only is not boring, besides it adds some awesome FX and half of the movie is set in space... do you want more? then watch Tar's "Satantango".

Fun if you're drunk. The spectacle is good even if it doesn't make any sense. Characters have a habit of narrating what they're doing. And the film is a naive shill for globalism.

Interesting premise with a fine cast but poorly executed. This film was pretty much Armageddon and The Day After Tomorrow with made-for-TV special effects and overly complicated storytelling making it not nearly as fun or thrilling as the two. I like Day After Tomorrow and if you don't, kindly **** off.