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Witney Seibold

Critic Overview in Movies
62Avg. Critic Score
Critic Score Distribution
positive
38(52%)
mixed
29(40%)
negative
6(8%)
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Critic Reviews for Movies

Aug 3, 2026
Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma
85
Critic ScoreWitney Seibold
Aug 3, 2026
Schoenbrun's new film, Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma, is also a profound and emotional work of media analysis, this time targeting the corny, sexist, transphobic slasher movies that Gen-X grew up watching in the 1980s.
Jul 8, 2026
Moana
40
Critic ScoreWitney Seibold
Jul 8, 2026
It's fodder. Content. Colorful, and somehow drab. Full of incident, and somehow inert. Full of familiar, beloved songs that, in live-action, are obfuscated by visual and aural noise. Despite being a story of ancient people righting the previously imbalanced balance of nature, it looks flat and artificial. 
Jun 4, 2026
Scary Movie
25
Critic ScoreWitney Seibold
Jun 4, 2026
A solid 20 minutes of this film is nothing but disconnected vignettes and freestyle spoofery that can, even when not especially funny, be admired for its directionless chaos.
May 13, 2026
Is God Is
90
Critic ScoreWitney Seibold
May 13, 2026
Is God Is is an amazing piece of work. One of those "bolt from the blue" movies that is coming from a new artist with a new voice that audiences and critics alike will look forward to hearing again. This is Harris' first feature film, and I am eager to see more.
Apr 21, 2026
Michael
50
Critic ScoreWitney Seibold
Apr 21, 2026
"Michael" emerges as whatever the opposite of a warts-and-all biography is. This is a polished, flavorless, cracks-free paean to Jackson, celebrating his highs and only sometimes looking at the lows, as if they were mere dust-bunnies under the couch.
Jan 8, 2026
Primate
50
Critic ScoreWitney Seibold
Jan 8, 2026
In terms of cheap, late-night, exploitation flick fun, it satisfies.
Dec 16, 2025
The Housemaid
80
Critic ScoreWitney Seibold
Dec 16, 2025
If you hand Paul Feig a good script, he becomes a better director. With "The Housemaid," he doesn't just explore his characters well, but wisely delves into themes of class. The dishonesty of the rich dangles over "The Housemaid," pointing out how wealth is a moral trap. It's alluring and dangerous. Wealth is practically a living creature. It seems to be dazzling and charming and seductive, but hides its true intentions, fangs secretly in its otherwise perfect smile.
Oct 7, 2025
TRON: Ares
40
Critic ScoreWitney Seibold
Oct 7, 2025
Jared Leto also proves to be a less-than-stellar leading man.
Sep 16, 2025
A Big Bold Beautiful Journey
45
Critic ScoreWitney Seibold
Sep 16, 2025
It's not that big, it's hardly bold, and it's only beautiful on its surface. It could have been a journey.
Aug 13, 2025
Nobody 2
65
Critic ScoreWitney Seibold
Aug 13, 2025
Will Nobody 2 set hearts aflame? No. If this had been the first "Nobody," no one would have been clamoring for a sequel. But it is a glorious Saturday matinée, a brisk trifle for the waning days of summer. It's the kind of movie that you'll remember better for the friends you saw it with than the movie itself. And that can be one of cinema's most important functions.
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