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Witney Seibold

Critic Overview in Movies
62Avg. Critic Score
Critic Score Distribution
positive
37(52%)
mixed
28(39%)
negative
6(8%)
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Critic Reviews for Movies

Jun 4, 2026
Scary Movie
25
Critic ScoreWitney Seibold
Jun 4, 2026
A solid 20 minutes of this film is nothing but disconnected vignettes and freestyle spoofery that can, even when not especially funny, be admired for its directionless chaos.
May 13, 2026
Is God Is
90
Critic ScoreWitney Seibold
May 13, 2026
Is God Is is an amazing piece of work. One of those "bolt from the blue" movies that is coming from a new artist with a new voice that audiences and critics alike will look forward to hearing again. This is Harris' first feature film, and I am eager to see more.
Apr 21, 2026
Michael
50
Critic ScoreWitney Seibold
Apr 21, 2026
"Michael" emerges as whatever the opposite of a warts-and-all biography is. This is a polished, flavorless, cracks-free paean to Jackson, celebrating his highs and only sometimes looking at the lows, as if they were mere dust-bunnies under the couch.
Jan 8, 2026
Primate
50
Critic ScoreWitney Seibold
Jan 8, 2026
In terms of cheap, late-night, exploitation flick fun, it satisfies.
Dec 16, 2025
The Housemaid
80
Critic ScoreWitney Seibold
Dec 16, 2025
If you hand Paul Feig a good script, he becomes a better director. With "The Housemaid," he doesn't just explore his characters well, but wisely delves into themes of class. The dishonesty of the rich dangles over "The Housemaid," pointing out how wealth is a moral trap. It's alluring and dangerous. Wealth is practically a living creature. It seems to be dazzling and charming and seductive, but hides its true intentions, fangs secretly in its otherwise perfect smile.
Oct 7, 2025
TRON: Ares
40
Critic ScoreWitney Seibold
Oct 7, 2025
Jared Leto also proves to be a less-than-stellar leading man.
Sep 16, 2025
A Big Bold Beautiful Journey
45
Critic ScoreWitney Seibold
Sep 16, 2025
It's not that big, it's hardly bold, and it's only beautiful on its surface. It could have been a journey.
Aug 13, 2025
Nobody 2
65
Critic ScoreWitney Seibold
Aug 13, 2025
Will Nobody 2 set hearts aflame? No. If this had been the first "Nobody," no one would have been clamoring for a sequel. But it is a glorious Saturday matinée, a brisk trifle for the waning days of summer. It's the kind of movie that you'll remember better for the friends you saw it with than the movie itself. And that can be one of cinema's most important functions.
Jul 22, 2025
The Fantastic Four: First Steps
90
Critic ScoreWitney Seibold
Jul 22, 2025
The Fantastic Four: First Steps is set in a world that I wouldn't mind living in. Even if there are occasional, ineffable cosmic deities plotting to devour me, and terrifying silver aliens ripping my soul apart with their eyes. "First Steps" is a superhero movie where we're already better. And I love that.
Jun 17, 2025
F1: The Movie
45
Critic ScoreWitney Seibold
Jun 17, 2025
At a bloated 156 minutes, audiences will have too ample time to ponder the film's many weaknesses. The racing will be exciting — very exciting, in fact — and Pitt is certainly a movie star, but quite frankly, I can have my own midlife crisis, thank you. I don't need to watch Pitt's.
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