Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo

The Godfather II of manwhore sequels, this improves upon the original in every way. Especially if you're drunk.

Penis jokes fly fast and furious, and while they're hit-or-miss they're occasionally very funny. Schneider always plays a variation of the same put-upon schlemiel, a formula that worked fine for, well, Buster Keaton and Harold Lloyd.

In the worst scenes in Deuce Bigalow: European Bigalow, it's as if Schneider and Co. are straining to invent new taboos just so they can break them, a strategy that provokes more confused silence than laughter.

It's not Deuce's satisfied clientele, but the audience, that gets the shaft.

The director is first-timer Mike Bigelow. Nothing's paced or shaped for maximum payoff; the shooting and editing rhythms add only clutter and noise, and the slapstick is strictly of the skull-banging, ear-splitting variety.

It's an unimaginative, mean-spirited gross-out that forgot to bring the funny.

Speaking in my official capacity as a Pulitzer Prize winner, Mr. Schneider, your movie sucks.

There really are too many funny lines in this film. The scene with the guy delivering pot for his daughters birthday cracks me up. Couple of scenes are a bit gross out tho. Just fast forward Unexpected gem.

Not as good as the 1st. There was at times where it seemed like they were doing to much to be funny. Still a pretty funny movie though.

You really need to turn your brain off for this one. Bigalow part 2 is packed with stereotypes, sex jokes and everything that resides at the bottom of the immaturity scale. Did we need a sequel? Nope. Nevertheless this film can be a lot of fun when you just want to turn off. Any films created by or featuring the friends of Adam Sandler get unjustified hatred. You won't care about the characters on display and the script uses too many dirty jokes to get by. A few scenes are cringeworthy and a few border on hilarious. A mixed bag when it comes to the audience recommended for the teenagers but everyone else may want to avoid European Gigolow.

I watched this after a coworker loaned me her copy and insisted it was a shame I'd never seen it. Honestly, I have no idea why it seemed to hold such a high rating in her mind. I was bored and uninterested throughout the entire movie. I can think of 1-2 times in the entire film where I cracked a laugh. Beyond that, it was simply a stupid waste of time.

This movie is disgusting and almost never funny. I wasn't expecting some sort of witty masterpiece, but this movie doesn't even provide stupid laughs. Most of the time it's just completely flat. I can deal with underwhelming plots in comedies if the jokes are funny, but every time European Gigolo even bothers to come up with one, which isn't often, it is just plain disgusting. I'm not some sort of snob, but this movie was not any good. It will have you gagging, but not from laughter.