65
Storm Lancers is far from a bad game, but when held up against the titans of the genre it’s just not able to hang. If you’ve completely exhausted your Roguelike backlog (which admittedly I struggle to imagine is possible) then perhaps this sci-fi romp will excite you. For the rest of us though it’ll just make us dream of playing better games, and that’s a real shame.
85
Storm Lancers from developer and publisher ProbablyMonsters is a wonderful roguelike adventure that is driven by fun controls, solid action, and interesting bosses. While it’s going to bring some frustration and repetition, it’s still a solid experience.
50
Though the game feels a bit lackluster in content and complexity, I believe it was made with a younger audience in mind. This game might appeal more to new gamers as it keeps things short, sweet and simple. If this is the case, some credit is certainly due to the developers!
6
My final opinion: the game costs R$ 59.99 on Steam, but I would advise waiting for a sale, as it's not worth buying at full price unless you have time and a lot of **** game isn't bad, but it requires time and patience, especially during the boss fights. The bosses are quite difficult, your life is short, and enemy attacks drain health very quickly. It's a challenging **** those who don't like dying and starting over like me, I don't recommend it. Maybe that's why I never played Dark Souls (haha). But if you like this kind of game that makes you angry, I really recommend ****'s also worth highlighting some chests that trick you: when you try to open them, they end up killing you little by little. Google: Patobah
Storm Lancers
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Dec 9, 2025
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Dec 16, 2025
85
Storm Lancers from developer and publisher ProbablyMonsters is a wonderful roguelike adventure that is driven by fun controls, solid action, and interesting bosses. While it’s going to bring some frustration and repetition, it’s still a solid experience.
Dec 22, 2025
65
Storm Lancers is far from a bad game, but when held up against the titans of the genre it’s just not able to hang. If you’ve completely exhausted your Roguelike backlog (which admittedly I struggle to imagine is possible) then perhaps this sci-fi romp will excite you. For the rest of us though it’ll just make us dream of playing better games, and that’s a real shame.
Dec 16, 2025
50
Though the game feels a bit lackluster in content and complexity, I believe it was made with a younger audience in mind. This game might appeal more to new gamers as it keeps things short, sweet and simple. If this is the case, some credit is certainly due to the developers!
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Dec 29, 2025
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My final opinion: the game costs R$ 59.99 on Steam, but I would advise waiting for a sale, as it's not worth buying at full price unless you have time and a lot of **** game isn't bad, but it requires time and patience, especially during the boss fights. The bosses are quite difficult, your life is short, and enemy attacks drain health very quickly. It's a challenging **** those who don't like dying and starting over like me, I don't recommend it. Maybe that's why I never played Dark Souls (haha). But if you like this kind of game that makes you angry, I really recommend ****'s also worth highlighting some chests that trick you: when you try to open them, they end up killing you little by little. Google: Patobah
SummaryYou and your friend just crash-landed on an alien planet harboring a secret source of powerful magic. All of reality is on the verge of collapse, and two magical creatures have chosen you as their heroes. To save the planet, you’ll fight, die, and bond with the Stormhearts to rise again - stronger, fiercer, and unstoppable. Designed f... Read More
