Pizza Tower

The Wario Land formula is reinvented and improved upon in this magnificently clever and surreal platformer, that is more fun than any of the official Nintendo games.

This is an incredibly fun platformer, with an great old-school taste, fantastic gameplay and even better level design.

Refreshing, unique and incredibly polished, Pizza Tower brings an experience that few other platformers can hope to match. A twisted energy spike in a world full of bland 2D indies.

There is frankly no getting away from it. Pizza Tower is a fantastic platformer sporting some great levels, rock-solid gameplay, an amazing soundtrack, and brilliant animation. It quite possibly will be one of the best indie titles to release this year. And could be in the running for game of the year. However, as good as it is it can be repetitive at times and it could be too difficult for some.

If you're a 2D platforming fan, loved Wario Land and the old Sonic games - this isn't a question of "if" you should play Pizza Tower - Its a question of "when".

A brilliantly energetic and creative platformer that doesn't just do right by its inspiration Wario Land, but actually surpasses it.

Pizza Tower is a juicy slice of heart-pounding 2d platformer. Taking the weirder sides from the classic Wario Land series, guiding Peppino Spaghetti through increasingly curious and crazy levels will be one of the most fun experiences of the year. If you're looking for a remedy to the lack of that 1990s flavor in your video games, Pizza Tower will definitely be for you.

The gameplay is more comparable to Sonic than Wario Land as there is a huge emphasis on speed and momentum especially if you aim to 100% which requires getting every collectable and secret in each level while keeping a combo. Each level introduces new mechanics including transformations which are very reminiscent of Wario's transformations in Wario Land, there are also some difficult but fair bosses that are also similar to bosses in Wario Land. The art style is simple but charming and the soundtrack is extremely energetic. The level design is perfect for speedrunning and the move set has lots of depth which made replaying levels over and over again for 100% incredibly fun. All of this stuff may be overwhelming at first but mastering it made me feel like a speedrunner and gave me so much adrenaline, this is a game I could never get bored of.

Bom jogo. Pena que eu desperdicei seu potencial de forma idiota: Gravando gameplay pro youtube com outras pessoas. Eu percebi que jogos são tipo filmes: Se você quiser ter uma boa experiência, experiencie sozinho primeiro e depois com amigos, se quiser. As músicas são muito boas e eu gosto da estética do jogo. Não sou muito fã de jogo de plataforma, mas ainda sim eu não achei péssimo.

Pizza Tower is extremely unique. It's got a distinct, hilarious art style that sets it apart from other platformers and great mechanics that almost make it feel like a more unique Sonic game. There isn't much more to ask for here: if you're down for hilarious and fast paced platformers, this is something you should definitely pick up.

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This game currently ranks #1 in Top 150 highest rated Steam games of 2023 by game reviewers. I had to see what the fuss is all about, only to find out that this is nothing more than a generic 2D platformer. The pizzas with the red lips make annoying noises. The running animations are very cringeworthy. The pizza guy always makes incredibly cringeworthy faces. To make matter worse, there is a stupid TV on the right-top corner where the pizza guy makes even cringier faces. When you pass a level, there is music that is extremely cringeworthy. It is over-exaggerated and tries too hard to be upbeat in a pathetic attempt at making players excited when they win. It didn't make me excited in the slightest. All this cringe made me grab my monitor and slam it against the floor out of frustration. There is no multiplayer, but I didn't expect one at a cheap price. Did I say cheap? The greedy developers are charging $20 for a flash game. I immediately refunded this garbage after nearly 2 hours. I don't want to torture myself any further with this garbage. Besides, there are plenty of free flash games on the internet. I don't recommend this game at all, unless you like looking at cringeworthy faces literally every second. ● P.S. I originally wrote this review back in early 2023, so that's when it ranked #1 on Steam and I had to see what all the fuss is about. All the crazy things that happened to me this summer made me realize it's best for me to just quit gaming altogether. College Football 25 would've been my last review. I have 0 faith on these lazy and greedy devs, so that was the plan. But after the deletion of this review, I'll postphone my departure. I'm not letting you toy-collecting millennials get away with controlling the narrative, and I'll let these devs know why it's a mistake to listen to you. I'll make sure they develop a highly successful $70 game (regardless if I like it) that will trigger the nerds, before I quit gaming for good. Anyways, I slammed my monitor because of this game. So it deserved this score, Metacritic. Speaking of which, I need to pick up a new TV after destroying it. When I come back, I'll continue gaming.