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positive
36 (42%)
mixed
46 (53%)
negative
4 (5%)
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Feb 22, 2024
Hitman 2
7
User Score
theophage
Feb 22, 2024
Good. its new hitman so of course its good. definitely the worst of the three. but being the worst doesn't mean its bad.
PlayStation 4
Feb 21, 2024
Jusant
8
User Score
theophage
Feb 21, 2024
Great game. The core gameplay mechanic of climbing just "feels right" to control. One interesting part that I have had difficulty thinking about is this game's difficulty. On one hand, I know that my enjoyment of this game would have been substantially higher if the game's difficulty curve was more than the 10-degree angle currently in the game; but on the other hand, it's very clear that the developers did not want Jusant to be difficult. Since this is their game and not mine, the random consumer, this is fine. I do feel like the ending would have had MUUUUCH more impact if the player manually crested the mountain rather than it happening in a cutscene. Other than that incredibly minuscule flaw, great game.
PlayStation 5
Feb 21, 2024
Invisible, Inc.
7
User Score
theophage
Feb 21, 2024
Does what is does and not much else. but what it does is fun so who cares (not me)
PC
Feb 20, 2024
Grounded
4
User Score
theophage
Feb 20, 2024
mid assss crafting survival game with no originality :(((((. doesn't do anything better than any of it's predecessors.
Xbox Series X
Feb 20, 2024
Disc Room
6
User Score
theophage
Feb 20, 2024
Yeah it's fun. you run around, dodge the silly saws. ......................
PC
Feb 20, 2024
Bad Piggies
6
User Score
theophage
Feb 20, 2024
Classic, does what it's supposed to. nothing special. good time waster and fun enough.
iOS (iPhone/iPad)
Feb 20, 2024
Loop Hero
6
User Score
theophage
Feb 20, 2024
Fun game even if slightly repetitive after the first few hours. Enough change to keep things interesting but not enough to get me past the finish line.
PC
Feb 20, 2024
Hellblade: Senua's Sacrifice
7
User Score
theophage
Feb 20, 2024
Very cool game with an amazing concept. Headphones are a must (of course) as the audio mixing is one of the main selling points of the game. Combat is mediocre though not horrendous enough to ruin the game.
PlayStation 4
Feb 20, 2024
Fortnite
9
User Score
theophage
Feb 20, 2024
Actually one of the best multiplayer games to ever exist. Playing with friends was never not fun. No build becoming the default only makes the base gunplay better than it ever has been. Tied together with an insane amount of content that makes no sense how they had the time. Easy to hate due to its popularity but it honestly was, and still is, revolutionary.
PlayStation 4
Feb 20, 2024
Clash Royale
8
User Score
theophage
Feb 20, 2024
The game was design in a lab to be the ultimate dopamine, money spending, easy fun game to ever exists. and they did that
iOS (iPhone/iPad)
Feb 20, 2024
Mini Motorways
8
User Score
theophage
Feb 20, 2024
A game built off the back of trash. The lessons learned from metro were put to use in the perfect iPhone time waster.
PC
Feb 20, 2024
Enter the Gungeon
9
User Score
theophage
Feb 20, 2024
No game like it. The more games I play the more I appreciate the mastery shown within. <3
PlayStation 4
Feb 20, 2024
Transport Tycoon
9
User Score
theophage
Feb 20, 2024
No game has ever been made that comes anywhere near to the feelings I get when playing this beautiful game.
iOS (iPhone/iPad)
Feb 20, 2024
Stardew Valley
9
User Score
theophage
Feb 20, 2024
The gold standard for any poor new game developer who has the gaul to make a farming game.
PC
Feb 20, 2024
Borderlands 2
7
User Score
theophage
Feb 20, 2024
A product of it's time, but in it's time it was like nothing else. Too much time played in smelly basements next too friends to rate it as poorly as its held up.
Xbox 360
Feb 20, 2024
Sid Meier's Civilization V
8
User Score
theophage
Feb 20, 2024
I played this game too much to rate it poorly (even if it deserves it). I loved this game so I love this game.
PC
Feb 20, 2024
Slay the Princess
7
User Score
theophage
Feb 20, 2024
Great VN. Does what it sets out to do great. I'm also an absolute **** for flowery dialogue.
PC
Feb 20, 2024
Portal
10
User Score
theophage
Feb 20, 2024
Impossible to figure out just how much Portal has bled into literally every other game made since. Actually insane that a game almost 20 years old is still just as good as when it was released. If released today, it would of course be rated much MUCH lower, but that's an impossibility because games today owe their success to portal at least to some extent.
PC
Feb 20, 2024
Factorio
8
User Score
theophage
Feb 20, 2024
Factorio infused the blood of the poor predecessors with heroin so that my veins could be filled with Satisfactories meth... and for that I am in debt.
PC
Feb 20, 2024
Downwell
6
User Score
theophage
Feb 20, 2024
Literally a mobile game that doesn't have ads. If it was on a phone originally it would be rated much higer.
PC
Feb 20, 2024
Scorn
6
User Score
theophage
Feb 20, 2024
Has the CONTROL dilemma of having a ridiculously fascinating setting but making it insufferable with **** gameplay.
PC
Feb 20, 2024
Beat Sneak Bandit
8
User Score
theophage
Feb 20, 2024
Fire ass game that probably propelled baby me's musical abilities through the stratosphere.
iOS (iPhone/iPad)
Feb 20, 2024
Celeste
10
User Score
theophage
Feb 20, 2024
Literally a perfect game. I don't know how that's possible. There's nothing that could be changed about it to make it any better.
Nintendo Switch
Feb 20, 2024
Plants vs. Zombies
8
User Score
theophage
Feb 20, 2024
"the zombies are cuming" true'r words have never been spoken since. Great game. Great life.
PC
Feb 20, 2024
Undertale
9
User Score
theophage
Feb 20, 2024
Does what it sets out to do to an astonishingly perfect degree. There's nothing wrong with the game. No more needs to be said.
PC
Feb 20, 2024
Hearthstone: Heroes of Warcraft
7
User Score
theophage
Feb 20, 2024
The impact of Hearthstone is strange. While on release it was a one of kind unrivaled masterpiece, that was ten years ago. It no longer has the beauty instead replacing it with an addictive gameplay loop (/neg).
PC
Feb 20, 2024
Red Dead Redemption 2
7
User Score
theophage
Feb 20, 2024
The beauty of RDR2 comes from the absolute scale and detail in every corner of it's map. It does not come from its slow boring gunplay or menial tasks thrown throughout to trick you into forgetting how much you hate the gunplay. stories great though.
PlayStation 4
Feb 20, 2024
Minecraft
9
User Score
theophage
Feb 20, 2024
It's hard to rate this because on one hand, this game has changed anything and everything about videogames and it's impossible to calculate just how influential it has been on gaming as a whole. But it's also so boring to play its base game for any amount of time longer than 5 hours. Even though the game (not counting multiplayer) is kind of mid trash in 2024, there's no game that has ever matched the wonder of the first survival world playthrough.
Xbox 360
Feb 20, 2024
Bastion
4
User Score
theophage
Feb 20, 2024
Little bro does not feel fun to play in modern day. Boring ass story with boring ass gameplay with boring ass enemy variety that was only ever good because videogames were worse.
Xbox 360
Feb 20, 2024
The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom
6
User Score
theophage
Feb 20, 2024
While the original was revolutionary for the time, the advancement of quality in peak video games makes Tears of the Kingdom look unfinished and bloated. The problem with replaying BOTW now is that we now know whats behind every corner so there's no reason to check them. TotK doesn't fix this which left me with mid ass sandbox elements in a mid ass sandbox.
Nintendo Switch
Feb 20, 2024
Super Mario Odyssey
7
User Score
theophage
Feb 20, 2024
A fun game simply because I was trying to speedrun it. If I didn't have that incentive it would have probably gotten old fast.
Nintendo Switch
Feb 20, 2024
Mortal Shell
6
User Score
theophage
Feb 20, 2024
Soulsgame done correctly so it's good by default. It doesn't change enough in its runtime to keep the player engaged in a culture where attention spans are a valuable commodity.
PC
Feb 20, 2024
Katana ZERO
8
User Score
theophage
Feb 20, 2024
Fun game. Does what it needs to with a good soundtrack, gameplay loop, serotonin farm etc. Couldn't really be done any better.
Nintendo Switch
Feb 20, 2024
Lemnis Gate
8
User Score
theophage
Feb 20, 2024
One of the most unique ideas for a fps ever to be released (even though the idea had already been done before). The time that it had populated servers was quite fun what with trying terrible strategies over and over again. Couldn't keep an audience so it can't keep anything greater than an eight.
PC
Feb 20, 2024
Lies of P
6
User Score
theophage
Feb 20, 2024
It's a soulslike done with enough love that it's good. But in the year of our lord 2024 with the amount of incredible Souls-like games available their really isn't a reason to play this over any of the others. Only rated as highly as it is because, while there are an immense backlog of soulslike games now, there was a bit of a drought when it was released which let it fill the gap it needed to.
PlayStation 5
Feb 20, 2024
No Man's Sky
6
User Score
theophage
Feb 20, 2024
While truly incredible in it's scope and scale. The wonder of exploring untouched realms gets old surprisingly quickly, and there isn't enough key-dangling in the world to make the central loop bearable after the first few hours.
PlayStation 4
Feb 20, 2024
The Pedestrian
5
User Score
theophage
Feb 20, 2024
In a world where there are so many incredible puzzle games, it is incredibly hard to make a new one that can stand with the titans. The Pedestrian doesn't.
PC
Feb 20, 2024
Hitman 3
8
User Score
theophage
Feb 20, 2024
While not in any way revolutionarily different to it's two predecessors, it still has the roots that make the other two the games that they are. If it isn't broken, don't fix it.
PC
Feb 20, 2024
Warframe
7
User Score
theophage
Feb 20, 2024
I've played this game for over 500 hours and I want them all back. Rated a seven not because I like the game I spent many summers on, but rather just the insane amount of gameplay packed in a F2P (as if) game.
PlayStation 4
Feb 20, 2024
Control: Ultimate Edition
5
User Score
theophage
Feb 20, 2024
It's an incredibly interesting, fascinating world ruined by the middest combat I've ever experienced. Played much longer than I would have just because the incredible allure of the games world made me tolerate the **** gunplay. Couldn't make it past the generator section before throwing in the towel and looking up the rest of the cutscenes.
PlayStation 5
Feb 20, 2024
Crusader Kings III
7
User Score
theophage
Feb 20, 2024
Peak Paradox Gameplay. It's what you expect and not much else. It would probably be higher rated if it was the first version of CK I played, but since it isn't, the novelty wears.
PC
Feb 20, 2024
Armored Core VI: Fires of Rubicon
8
User Score
theophage
Feb 20, 2024
Great game. Exactly what it should be. Hard if you want to be fun, easy if you want to beat it. Going breakneck through a level on the third playthrough steamrolling everything feels like a deserved reward from the difficulty of the first run-through.
PlayStation 5
Feb 20, 2024
13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim
9
User Score
theophage
Feb 20, 2024
Peak anime visual novel. It's hard to imagine how someone could make a game in it's genre any better than 13 Sentinels. The needlessly (Yet since it's an anime ass game needfully) complicated story that leaves enough room for the player to guess the next twist while getting blown away by four other twists that happened simultaneously, never got old. And when it did get old switching to the """action""" side was a good breaker reset to let you process all the new revels you where just hit with.
PlayStation 4
Feb 20, 2024
Immortality
8
User Score
theophage
Feb 20, 2024
An excellent game in a genre which struggles to produce excellent games. Great gameplay loop, great mystery, great reveals. Nothing to say other than cool idea done in a cool fashion. The main issue is that the genre it's in struggles to invest the player personally as it is much closer to a movie than to a videogame.
PC
Feb 20, 2024
The Last of Us Part I
7
User Score
theophage
Feb 20, 2024
Whats hard about rating TLOU in 2024 is that, while when it came out in was groundbreaking to have a coherent well written story in a game ,with coherent well designed gameplay, now, there is almost nothing that TLOU did that another, more modern game hasn't done better. It's weird to think about, but characters really didn't feel realized outside of cutscenes in basically every AAA game before this came out (With notable exceptions being masterpieces). An eight for all the good it did to AAA games and a five for it's mid ass gameplay in gods year 2024.
PlayStation 5
Feb 20, 2024
Disco Elysium: The Final Cut
5
User Score
theophage
Feb 20, 2024
Really want to like it. Have only heard great things about it from everyone else whos played it. I just cannot get through the first 8-ish hours without feeling completely lost or bored out of my mind. Almost assuredly my own fault, but since I'm 'me' I can't in good faith rate it well.
PlayStation 5
Feb 20, 2024
The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe
8
User Score
theophage
Feb 20, 2024
A great hommage to a groundbreaking game. The only issue is that the while the original stanley parable was a great game in a genre only it resided in, Ultra Deluxe is a great game is a genre packed to the brim with impeccable games
PC
Feb 20, 2024
Elden Ring
9
User Score
theophage
Feb 20, 2024
Yeah its really good. No game like it. The immense sense of scale is unlike anygame I've ever played before (and so far) after. The ending **** assss though.
PlayStation 5
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