brightestabyss

A barely functioning sub-par game that constantly has frame-rate drops, slowdown and tediously long loading screens with a nonsensical convoluted story with more holes than Swiss Cheese.

Undertale is a game you should buy. That's all I can say and it's best if you go completely blind. There's a minimum 150 character limit for these things so... just fulfilling it with this sentence.

This is a game that literally made me question this game's existence. Honestly I'm pretty sure there are free flash games out there on Kongregate that does the same thing as this game does. I honestly really do question this games existence but hey, its here, it works and its just monopoly... I could just play this at home I suppose?, without any DLC or even on the internet somewhere for free. 5/10 because its just.... monopoly really.. nothing interesting

This is still a terrible game and I cannot stand games that have DRM when the overall quality of the game is terrible. Like I'm a thief for buying your game legitimately while playing through such a poorly optimized terrible game. Also the developers are suspected (May or may not be true) of posting false positive reviews on Steam and Metacritic about the game to trick people into buying this. This apparently was supposed to be a 'New and Improved' version over the god awful Raven's Cry and although the improvements are there. It still doesn't change this game from still remaining terrible Optimized? - for £35 pound, how dare you expect such an effort(?!) Graphics - They're alright but everything is just so dark Gameplay? - Uncomfortable at best This game is a complete waste of time, money and effort. Developer, Publisher and Customer alike. Move on and maybe one day we'll get a really great Pirate RPG but this isn't it at all

TL;DR - This is very much like Dungeon Keeper 2 and not like 1. If that is still acceptable to you, feel free to get it Is this game the Dungeon Keeper we've been waiting for? (Not the Mobile one we dare not speak of) Well I would say 'Kind of'. Its more like Dungeon Keeper 2 and its release was pretty badly bugged which disappointed me and I am rating this as it was released as it was pushed out the door a bit too early. The levels have been unlocked and I found the levels pretty fun. The narrator is the same narrator from the original dungeon keeper and I will give him credit he did really well and made me grin and laugh a bit I don't believe his commentary was as good as in Dungeon Keeper 1. Now if you asked me mechanics, design and tone wise. I will say flat out 'This is Dungeon Keeper' without any doubt what-so-ever. So.... why did I say 'Kinda'? Its because its not Dungeon Keeper 1 that we believed, its very very much like Dungeon Keeper 2. There is 1 level in particular I got very frustrated with on that game which is a minor nitpick because there is multiplayer matches which is more or less what people go to now-a-days. This game feels like a 7/10 to me. A great game but not solid because it was released in a buggy state (Most bugs have been resolved at this point but I still feel to mention it)

If anyone is my age they may remember the days when the internet had a somewhat of a time where Stick-Man fighting animations were very popular. This game is basically that with absolutely solid controls (which are required for a fighting game like this) and it is hilariously over-the-top gory Stick-Man beating fun. It has a surprising amount of depth with two buttons involving weapons, boss rounds and even a round where the round is ran through a retro film round along with retro audio quality. This game is just insanely fun and available on Consoles and PC alike. It's rather sad this game was somewhat overlooked by its graphics (Which are pretty bad I will admit). If you found those stick-man animations fun (Even out of guilty pleasure) this is a game you must pick up. Its solid, simple and has a surprising amount of depth

Quite possibly one of the most emotionally dismal and stressing games I've played (Note: I have not played The Binding of Isaac). You play as a man who is a border control agent who must check the entrants passports, paperwork and quotes carefully and you must detect any errors and do the according actions. This may sound like one of the most dullest games ever made when I describe it on that level. You see that's just the game's surface. Behind that there is an incredibly depressing and dark story around you that you yourself has a significant impact upon the world depending on your actions. I'm not going to disclose the story but you must stamp enough approved passports in order to get enough money to feed your family and your work involves Terrorism and you are under an extremely authoritarian and corrupt government. Near the end of the game I was so stressed and pressured that I ended up absolutely loving the game... This game shouldn't be spoiled to you in any way because the story is so much more effective when you are involved and you make the decisions (Which actually takes place in your work place without changing the game mechanics).

I'm quite a fan of Tycoon games and at launch this game was pretty decent, Not great but decent. After a couple of updates and adding content such as 'Game Reports' to actually tell you how to make a topic and genre combination correctly as well as how to set your priorities this game has improved incredibly. The early to mid game is the prime moment of this game as it sets a feeling of discovery, exploration and experimentation to try and find out the best combinations but after that the game starts losing that discovery as it tells you absolutely everything and spoils part of the discovery late game, as you notice you are just 'obeying the numbers' as I call it, Following the set instructions exactly to make the optimal game. The Expansion and Modding community really does help you get that feeling of Discovery back to you as you don't exactly know what topic/combination would work (Without applying a certain degree of common sense) but once again. That can go once the Game Reports tell you absolutely everything you need to know again. I had a really good experience with this game after the first 40 hours or so and a couple more tens of hours once I installed the mods and for a small indie title it has really impressed me overall. So I'm giving this one a solid 8 judging by its price and value I have got from this game.

Alone in the Dark.... Its a Co-Op shooter where you shine lights everywhere to fight the generic monsters.. Yes... You are neither Alone or in the Dark in a game called 'Alone in the Dark'.. that's how bad this game is

Potentially a great game but to me. It collapses under its own weight due to the number of bugs and problems lying in it. Most of the features are basic and functional but there wasn't really 1 individual exceptional feature in the game. More like, A whole load of features put together into a giant project. The graphics are beautiful and maybe to medieval RPG fans this would be exceptionally good but as someone who doesn't like too many Medieval Games. I cant exactly recommend it and I didn't enjoy it either. I played the game because people were basically yelling at me to play this game and said if I didn't like those kinds of games I'd still enjoy it. I clearly didnt

(Air controls text is very much like this even) I not know this what means Game is terribl downright and broken. nOt do buy1. nUder circumstances any. Seriously, don't even get this as a joke because your money is going into people who think making absolute trash is okay. It was removed off Steam for a very good reason

DLC whoring and Micro-transactions. A terrible buggy release is always a nice way to screw over all pre-ordering customers. Reminds me why I don't Pre-Order anything

This is very simply a scam from Electronic Arts, Psychologically testing its victims by testing its patience by pulling on the tightness of your wallets. I have a very simple solution, don't download this game and move on because even if you are used to micro transactions, This game is still absolutely terrible by forcing you to pay a large sum of cash for very little reward. Despite it having 'Dungeon Keeper' in its name, It's a very simple trap and a cash-grab. The game being under the Dungeon Keeper name that has started this controversy that made EA apologize. Please, don't even bother to download it and just let it fade away.