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As a longtime Rhythm Heaven fan who has played every entry in the series, I am deeply disappointed by Rhythm Heaven: Miracle Stars. I tried to push through until Chapter 12, but I eventually had to stop. It felt too long, too repetitive, and simply not enjoyable. After waiting around ten years for a new game, I honestly expected much better. My biggest issue is that the game does not feel like a proper evolution of Rhythm Heaven. The visual style looks cheap and underdeveloped compared with the DS and Wii entries, which had much more charm, personality, and polish. Many stages feel like only a few flat layers moving repeatedly, with very limited character animation. Some scenes even look like simple static images being reused instead of properly animated sequences. For a series known for its expressive and playful presentation, this is a huge step down. The music is even more disappointing. For a rhythm game, the music should be one of the strongest elements, but most of the new tracks feel bland, forgettable, and sometimes genuinely unpleasant to listen to. I can still hum many songs from the DS and Wii games from memory, and some of those tracks were so good that I replayed stages just to hear them again. In this game, very few tracks left any impression on me. The arrangements lack energy, emotion, and the catchy quality that made the older games so memorable. The stage ideas and small details also feel much weaker than before. Rhythm Heaven used to be full of strange, clever, and hilarious concepts. In this game, only a few stages stood out to me, such as the alien conversation stage and the sneezing moon stage. Most of the others felt forgettable, uninspired, or as though they were relying on shallow nostalgia rather than strong new ideas. I often found myself criticizing the stages while playing instead of enjoying them. I also cannot understand the extremely high review scores from some outlets, such as IGN’s 9 out of 10. From the perspective of a longtime fan, this does not feel like a 9 out of 10 game at all. The older entries, especially the DS and Wii games, had better music, a stronger visual identity, more memorable stage concepts, and a much more satisfying rhythm experience. I waited many years for a new Rhythm Heaven, but this entry made me reinstall emulators on my tablet and play the DS and Wii games instead. For me, that says everything. As a longtime fan, this is one of the most disappointing Nintendo releases I have played in a long time.