bizarrthUr

The only thing this game relies on is the nostalgic and “magical” feeling of being in those various locations that marked your childhood. Otherwise, missions are bland and repetitive, combat gameplay proposes absolutely 0 challenge or fun, the level system is an horror forcing you to make each and every side quests (it goes without saying that those are just terrible) and full-fill all the small ass map objectives that are the most repetitive and senseless I’ve ever done (and I played every Ubisoft games…), all the “enigmas” and “puzzles”the exploration totally relies on could be done by my 2 years old dog. The side characters are okay but you’ll slowly learn to ate your character, emotionless, without personality, flow, aura, humor in those uncountable, boring, infinite dialogue cinematics that would make the Witcher III proud that you’ll just end up skipping if you don’t have the mental strength of a Spacemarine. Because this could last for ever, lets summarize this way: the game will light the same magic that the books and the movie may have lighted in you after the 20 first minutes for three or four hours until the effortless, effortlessly-made, boring, bland gameplay, the stupid, never ending missions will turn it off.