Shreksbigshlong

I was sitting in my room, crying because my mother had sold me to one direction. In the midst of my sadness, I hear a small knock on my window. I open it, and there he is. My voluptuous shrek ass. He stared at me with his **** brown eyes and said, "It's ogre for you." before sticking his extra large onion in my swamp. He removed my layers one by one, for I was him and he was me. My swamp was misty but i would hold it for shrek, i would forever hold it for shrek's massive shlong deep inside my raging sphincter. One direction walked in, shocked by the sight of the fairy tail we created together. I would forever remember the feeling of his monster wood inside my swampy forest 2/10 havent played the game but im sure its ****