this takes the typical open world structure, fine tunes it to perfection, removes all the bloat, and adds the crispiest combat + a beautiful stylized world
this is literally the worst game I've ever played. like I don't even dislike any games. except this one. **** this game. firstly every single mf in this game is the most annoying asswipe in the world and having to hear all of them back to back to back makes me wanna blow my brains out. also the controls are janky as **** and moving the stupid ass camera around the character is so godamn annoying because it never does what u want it to do. this game is also absolutely terrible at telling you wtf to do in a level. it'll just say something like "grab the hedge trimmers" and throw u in a massive ass level. WHERE TF ARE THE HEDGE TRIMMERS U CAN'T JUST GIVE ME VAGUE ASS INSTRUCTIONS AND EXPECT ME TO FIGURE OUT WTF IS GOING ON IM NOT J. ROBERT OPPENHEIMER. also they'll give you these tools to use but never tell you when and how to use them so you'll be stuck on a level running back and forth for an hour until u look up a walkthrough on youtube and then go ohhhh I was supposed to put on the night vision goggles to press a button in the fridge that then unlocks an item in the shop that you have to buy to continue the level. LIKE WTF IS THIS GAME DESIGN. they'll be parts in the game where I'd actually be having a bit of fun and then the game will go nope **** u and throw some stupid ass thing at u like having to use a metal detector to pick up 600 fictional currency before progressing. I tried. I gave this game many chances. but it's actually torture. **** the electric chair this is 10x worse. congress plz fix this game.
idc if the controls are janky as hell or that the stupid dog doesn't frickin listen to u half the time TRICO IS MY CHILD AND IF YOU TOUCH HIM I WILL KILL YOU
it's basically like every other open world game released in the last decade... and I did get bored enough of it halfway through that I had to put it down for a bit before going back to finish it... and oh my god why is every single story mission a massive exposition dump... but I still somehow liked it?
BRO THIS GAME IS SO FRICKIN STYLIZED unfortunately the parry button is wonky as hell BUT THE BOSS FIGHTS ARE SO FIRE except the moment to moment combat gets pretty repetitive BUT YOU'RE A SAMURAI
most mid uncharted game. like why do we spend 5 chapters in the middle of the game doing some random **** that doesn't even connect to the main story. still an 8
