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I simply do not see how this is any fun? Its like metal gear solid but in a world where I played that game and also I guess didn't enjoy it? SNAKE EATER!!!!!!! I GIVE MY LIFE, NOT FOR HONOR!!! BUT FOR THRILLLLLLL. That was actually good music. This game though has some pink panther ahh soundalike. Id much rather be watching Lemon and Stitch which is also from Disney. Im not allowed to diss the mouse too much because maybe I'll be working for it in the near future (I'll be Minnies Pimp or something like that Im not sure yet). Play this with sneaky snitch by kevin mcleod playing then at least its a little fun. Also play this with tortilla chips and hummus then you at least have a fun snack. Was originally a 4 but while writing this I realized it doesnt deserve it but mr stupidhead over on my left gave so many games a 2 already that this one gets a 3 out of general principle. Have a nice day.

Henry Kissinger? Yes please! Title; To easy to make fun of. Gameplay; to bad to make fun of. Vibes? Terrible. Hender gwüssd das im Burbaki alli Film bis am abig am 11i chasch luege? Ez weisches. Atleast they had vents (A reference I think.) The only thing missing was my fav Black Eyed Peas song (You know which one). I got forced to write more by stupid mc fartface; John Carrey, Sec off state or smth idc. Nancy Raygun (pewpew) Powel; Money matters (Er hed es Zündhölzli azunde).

Writing this after the SpaceX IPO made way too much money, hate that, please everyone lose. Speaking of losing, I dont know that because I drive my car to good (drive my car reference, movie). Actually had fun playing this while mr. no brains was watching the Bosnia vs. Canada match, #Tschuttä! Mr. Nobrains is complaining that I give this an 8, ok buddy, you drive the car then, lets see you do it. I got a gold medal first **** try, so sit down like the little passenger princess you are. ALSO, I was right about the bosnia match anyway since I said it was 1:0 and at the time of writing this it is still 1:0 so put that in your pipe and smoke it (smokey bear reference, hes the mascot of the american national parks about putting out your fireplaces while camping or whatever. Uhhh also I think Opel cars have no aura, like the brand itself seems whack to me based on purely vibes and 0 car knowledge. Like do you really think a mf could pull up to shawty and be like "This is my Opel Fiesta 2005", nah bro get our head out of the clouds. Same with Subaru (NOT a spongebob reference but I dont blame you for thinking of it), it just doesn't sit right with me. They do have Opel in the game and ofcourse I win with it because a beast like me can win with any car. Ok but circle back now for real, the scenery in the game is actually really good and the maps I saw look suprisingly pretty. Last things last, why is the swiss commentator of the match wearing dungarees? Is that allowed? Who do I have to email to get that sorted? Any advice appreciated, thank you!

The question truly is if I am a man or a man. This game is trash, we couldn't even figure out how the multiplayer works. Imagine (Beatles reference) mario party but the one in the car with even worse minigames and gameplay. Also it's tschuttä ziit at the moment. But you know what? **** Black Flag. It has been way too long since we talked about how mch joy this "medium" stole from me. AND THERE IS A REMAKE IN PROGRESS. How could they? (I'm a man btw.)

Sadly my experience playing this was anything other than a Sommermärchen, I lost with both the worst team and the second-best team, JOGI LÖW, how could you do this to me? Stop sniffing your balls and start locking in maybe? The commentators are weird AND zesty as hell. At one point he just said "FOOTBALL!", like... yeah buddy, what else? Then he started talking bout some "silly little bugger". I fully expected him to say some stuff like "you and your little Bieber edging in the back of your RAV4 in the car park of Buca di Beppo" but I guess he was able to hold off on that at least. Also where is the music? Doesnt ts usually have good music? Like I TOOK A PILL IN IBIZZA by the guy who did that one (forgot his name). They had big city life in the menu so I guess whatever. Also Israel and Kazakhstan is in the Europe group? Really? Like actually? Someone explain pls, email me.

Zatch Bell, more like **** like hell. I dont even know who zatch bell is, is it that guy from drake and josh who touched those kids? Surely they didnt make a game for him, right? I mean NIckelodeaon be wildin but you never know. Sidenote: Dan SCHNEIDER, bring all my **** back!!! Yeah but all jokes aside this game **** so much, escpecially after playing Ribbit King. Its like in Rick and Morty after Morty experienced perfcet level, every game after is just bad... Yeah so Scratch my Balls gets a 3/10 because its a button mash zesspit and I dont know how do dodge, sue me if you disagree.

I'm Frolfing my Penuts atm. 11/10 has to be the best gamecube game we've played up until now. Funny little characters and awesome gameplay. (Still Frofling my penuts) Also return to my form, I won again. Best gamer EVER. Played against a mentaly challanged person though but a win is a win! Appendix: Hi, person who lost here, this game is so frolfing good like genuinely the best we have ever played. This is 100% serious I dont know how to convince you of this, this game is GOATED. Like play this NOW, you will not be the same after. Also, computer, how do I get the penguin with 6 nipples? Adendum: If you hate this game you are my biggest op, like if you give this anything below 10/10 I will hunt you down because you hate fun. Im sorry that your life is so miserable that you hate frolf but I guess this is what it has cum to.

This is like if tube racer and F-Zero had a baby but like most of the genes that are bad werent picked. Image the Punnett square with half the attributes being bad and the others being good, it would be one of the corners where half the things are bad and the other are good (like top-right or bottom-left). The controls are clunky sometimes but the more alcohol you drink the better you drive (you gotta applaud them for realism). For some reason you mostly get the same items, vampire and mines but whatever, I honestly dont care. When you do hit the curves it feels very good, like reaaaaally good. Also some of the map concepts are cool, the spacestation thing, mario kart 8 stole that I think (Miyamoto sue their ass please and thank you).

Boy Genius ? More like Boy Penius. Hate this game. **** was so boring. Asian Jimmy Neutron be like bing bong Jimmy Neutlon. (I'm Asian and it is called dark humor google it.) IDK man can't even get myselfe to find something to write regarding this pile of garbage. (And it isn't because im bad at the game. I'm good at the game!!!)

First of all, shoutout to the guy that pasted the Blitzkrieg bop lyrics instead of a review, I fw that heavy. This game is great, it really makes you FEEEEEEL like SPIDAMAN (no exaggerated swagger of a black teen sadly). Webswinging feels good and maybe even needs more skill than the newer versions which is also good. Combat could be a bit deeper but whatever, black cat has huge boobies so that makes up for it. Also the pizza minigames playing the pizza time song is the best thing ever. MJ looks nothing like Kirsten Dunst but one of the NPCs looks like Bad Bunny so that makes up for it. Now if youre a real new yorker—like I am—you have to give this a 10/10 for accuracy, they really did make new york (it has all the buildings and roads, like the flat iron building where Hughie from the boys lives). Oh and also do not tell me this review is a 10/10 because of nostalgia, I never even played this game as a kid, gg ez win.

If being extremely good at FIFA street for the gamecube was evil you could call me Retep (he is evil peter from family guy). This is maybe the best fifa game there is. I know I probably said that about the last time but you need to understand that I won even more now. I won 4/4 games and it was never even close baby. All you have to do is foul the player, get the ball and shoot, not sure how my opponent was unable to do that. A great idea the developers had is that whenever ANY player presses the z-button, a replay of whatever just happened is played, great idea guys. I also really like how all the players—no matter the country selected—have the most posh english accent there is. The commentator sometimes has a jamaican-like accent, mibombo!!!!! There are combos but I didnt know how to do them (my opponent did) but I still won easily so maybe thats there for the mentally challenged people to get distracted, guess it works.

This would be an 8 if it not were for the gambling map. This is just something truly nice to see because today that wouldnt be possible (because of woke they say). Now the semen-demon hasnt gotten to me yet so we were able to finish this after watching one battle after another. The other great thing about this is that you can beat the CPU on hard if you are a good gamer (which I am) so we not only beat this **** on hard but he (actually she because it was peach) also got 4th place (#loser). Music could be better. Thats all for today, beggars cant be choosers.

I hate FIFA soccer so much. This game is literally only enjoyed by people with IQ < 70. Now I know that I have rated FIFA games higher than this in the past but this time I had no fun because I kept losing. Its that simple. I like winning, sue me. The only reason this is not 0 points is because I like the song that played in the beggining (jerking it, or whatever it was called). I played Argentina which is 5 stars and my opponent played some swiss league that was 2.5 and I still lost. Was that my fault? Hell no. I had the better team?!? Let me take the remaining portion of this review to call out @TheYardPodcast. You guys really thought you could steal our mojo. We were here reviewing every gamecube game before you (when Slime still had hair) and we will be here after (when slime still doesnt have hair, turkish hairlines aint saving his ass) because we know you guys wont be able to withstand 10 FIFA games and 12 Baseball games. That takes actual vigor, which you guys dont have because it took 120 years for the DnD to come out. Lord knows if even a single episode of your copy cat ass bs is gonna release. In the meantime, were gonna be doing the real work. Thanks but no thanks, Baldwig.

Thereis only one wolf inside of Logan. I hate the wolf. terrible game, why the frick would you decide to create a stealth game based on the source material. That's like deciding to create a good Assassin's creed after trying not to kill yourselve in the first 30 min of Black Flag. I hate that game. Black Flag is insanely terrible and only challanged people can enjoy smth like that. Just like this game (Circled back, business). OMG Black Flag is ****, I wasted atleast 3 times 2 hours trying to get through the startaing dialog. It's endless. **** EA. I'll get my revenge on Wolverine by not interacting with this **** character ever again. Hope Hughe Assman pisses himselve this night. (Biggest Showman reference)

This is probably the best Monopoly game out there. The art style is GOATED, the AIs are perfect to scam, and the gameplay is really quick and engaging (insane that they made a monopoly for tiktok brainrotted people back in '03 or whatever). I really dont know what more you could ask for in a monopoly game. This is better than the modern Switch release and it might even be better than pulling out the board game yourself, because show me the board where you have a 3D roman colloseum and you can play as a camel or a vase (SPOILER: YOU CANT). Because of this, this game deserves to be up there with the greats the likes of the Surfs Up game. Maybe it could use some more options in regards of the rules but I didnt read those so it would be unfair to judge them on that. I personally would play with the rule of giving a player 400 if they land on Start. But it makes up for it by being able to scam the NPCs. This is great because it allows you to say the quiet part out loud as if you are playing with Michi without having to worry that he donates all his stuff to Jari.

First of all, way to easy. Hard mode more like normal mode for a guy like me. (I game, get used to it). Even very hard games like Clash Royal is very easy for me. That's also why I don't play chess (no fog of war ts). Circle back to the game. Heidi Klums (more like heidi dumm, verwütscht) picture is a very important part of the way I enjoyed the game. She is in there.(I look at women, get used to it). GNTM or smth idk kinda lost track at some point but that never stoped me to keep going. (I talk a lot, get used to it.)0.

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This was the best ice hockey game I've played so far. Now normal people know me as Hockey man (LETS GO! LETS GO!) and crazy peopleknow me as Manuel Nasenwende (one of the players in the game). While there is the bias of me winning (Never let them take this from you, I finally won something), I do not think this affected the score because I can come out and give this some criticism: Where the f in the b is Roger Mooring? How come I play this NHL game and the one 3 years prior has a whole other rule that constantly happnes? Did the fers patch Ice Hockey? Why? Also, why is the goalie man sometimes getting a penalty for just existing? Leave the man alone. Would maybe even give this an 8 but I think that might be a bit extreme.

It truly is a racing game where you race with a bike in a arace agains your friends. There is a boost button and wweapons but you have to figure this out yourselve, I couldnt. Still won though like always, egg and **** and piss on your face small brain. Paralympics kind of dude over here, and not the good kind

Now lets get the bias clarification out of the way: I have no bias whatsoever about the ninja turtles. I did not see them on TV as a child. All I know is there are 4: Michelangelo, Donatello, Marco, Raffaeollo. Their trainer is a rat called splinted (altough, clarification on that: I learned that during the game). I also know that shredder is the bad guy because I saw that in fortnite. There honestly need to be more games like this where you could play this singleplayer or with a friend without it really impacting the gameplay. I know no other current game that does that (and I know games). Thank god this wasnt an arcade brawler.

This was one of the, if not the best third person shooter ever created. First of allo, the characters are crazy imaginative and sooo funny like my father (the character in the game, he is resting). lNot only that, but also the gameplay. WOOOOW. The aiming system was made by a brave young soul which used this game as his canvas to paint god, what he achieved is way greater in hindsight. Potential bias: After a 30 mins round (Yes one round) I won gracefully. I embraced the ingame mechanics like a godess embraced her newborn and the other guy sh it the bed. Egg on his face

This movie traumatised me in my childhood. I do not fault the game for this buuuuuuut maybe it could have a trigger warning right after the epilepsy thing (because lets be real, if you have epilepsy you know that you need to look out for that type of thing but if you are 7 year old me you dont know that the existance of a city of flushed away creatures is something you dont want to think about. Other than that, the game is okay, if you want to see me to speedrun it, check out BigBalla97 on the speedrun forums.

Foooootbaaalll kick the goal yeaaahhh! Eis me mache als de anger hemmer amigs gseid XD For the non suisse, es heisst tschutte du grängu. FC is Fiosball club. If you have some foootballll knowledge fc lozärn is so good omg. Foootballl. I like young boys (Not the club) #bernmoment

This honestly feels like one of the Arkham games. And I know you're gonna go "oh thats just becuase you couldnt fint the button to shoot the gun", yeah so what? It really made me feel like Batman. And then youre gonna go "This wasnt even made by Rocksteady!" Okay but Gotham knights was, wtf is your argument. Also it makes you feel like Diddel the mäuse Detektiv and that may just be my experience because I was playing the song but it fit so well it might just be in the game. Couldnt tell where the film mp4 stopped and the game begun, truly AAAA game take that skull and bones

Writing this on the most crusted, gooned over keyboard ever. (The second time) My fingers feel like fumbling on a homeless mans ****. Never gonnas chew my nails again. (Chew not jew, different word but lets not get into that. From the river to the sea bs or whatever). Furthermore, Game ****. Back to the point I made before. I dont think Im well informed enough to take a stance but lets chill on the killing of kids though. Alright. Spongebob would give increadible head.

First of all, only really good gamers can master this insane gameplay. People say mastering smash is peak but after completely obliterating people in smash the same evening, I took up my controller and it was pure and unadulterated whoop-ass. Even though a little boy was crying the whole time "meee wheee my controller doesnt work wuhhhh! Why does the digimon look like a human after being a cat! Weee" Probably didnt hear of evolution theroy, because guss what, humans dont look like fish either. Furthermore, after the fish camer the dinosaurs. Apropos dinosaurs, there are so many dinosaurs in this game and everyone is astonishing in its own way, I love this game. Probably gonna go pro now (not pronouns). **** up the scene a bit, digimon scene wont see me coming. Still dont know wtf a digimon is though, gonna have to do some digging why some of them are straight up people.

One thing that I'll give this game is that it probably has the most accurate review scores of any Sonic game. Because here's what Sonic fans arent ready to hear: There are no good Sonic games. This one is just like the rest of them but somehow people like it less. Maybe because they have something against black Sonic (internalized racism?). Speaking of internalized racism, why are they always so angry in their tone when refering to the aliens specifically as black? What's up with that? One last thing, they should release the version where Shadow curses the whole time, then i might give it a 5 beacuse of effort.

Now, a little warning for the kids, I'm about to **** this game so hard I'm gonna get stuntpoints and airtime for the tricks I be doing on it. As the dearly beloved (Kingdom Hearts reference) follower might know, this game has the same jump sound as that one scooby doo game. An even more dearly beloved follower will know what was said in that review regarding nostalgia, but I have a counterpoint: "En Contaire!" like all my portuguese homies say. Not only was this game influencial during my childhood (not sad), I still know every single part regarding the gameplay 15 years later (even less sad). If Sandy Cheeks was a real character, those cheeks wouldn't be safe anywhere (I hate you for thinking this is sad, get over it (gaming reference, bennet foddy!), if you know what I mean. I be spanking those cheeks with a golden spatula (Spongebob battle for bikini bottom reference). 12 street rag is the best song that was every composed in human history and it WILL NEVER BE TOPPED. Now I can hear you hollering in the back "take the rose tinted glasses off!", buddy we can hear you, no need to scream, you're being loud. So lets induldge that guy, lets take the glasses off, what do we see? A 10/10 because glasses are just some schitzo illusion and arent real (unless when I say they are, looking at you Bam28). Creme de la creme! (sweden reference).

First of all, they gotta stop making everything out of Tom Clancy novels. Its books about shooting guns, how hard can it be to do a game about that without basing it on a book? Can you base it on a book? Sure, but Ubisoft seems to have my boy Tom at his balls and they keep squeezing in the hopes that a good game is gonna shoot out of his meat musket. AND this is ignoring the fact that this game isnt even based on the book, its based on the movie thats based on the book. Ubisoft, fellas, lads, you know how that looks, right? Besides all the meta critique, why is the movement so weird, when you slightly look at a different part instead of forward when moving, you suddenly walk extremely slow, whats up with that John Ubisoft? Why cant the AI move? I know this was made in 2002 but they managed to build the planes in 01 too, so clearly humanity had advanced enough. Care to comment on that John Ubisoft? If anyone has John's email, DM me! RIP Tom Clancy 2013 (real Clancynists (Tom Clancy fans) know this!!!!)

NOw Igl00Man may be a **** nerd bu tlisten to what my boy has been cooking up: "The artwork and graphics are solid for this GameCube era Yu-Gi-Oh! game. But the issue with this game is that rather than being a simulator of the actual Yu-Gi-Oh! card game, or an adaptation of the anime, Falsebound Kingdom instead opts to be a turn-based RPG/strategy game hybrid. It fails to honour some of the fundamentals of Yu-Gi-Oh!'s card game roots, especially when weaker monsters can defeat much stronger ones. Pair that with a lackluster roster of monsters, a dull story, and very slow combat. It's a neat game to own for collectors, butan actual slog to play." -Igl00Man et al. Feb. 10 2024, [metacritic.com/yugioohgame]

Tripple whammy!?!?!?! Nah for real, this is the ****. They have Nintendo models in here that look straight out of gmod or something. They play the pipe sound effect when you fail the trick. Its cool idk what you want from me? Am I not good enough for you? The review not up to your standards, huh? Well I dont know how to please you. Play the game or dont, I dont care. Im in my dont care era. This will be on the eras tour so better study for that test homeboy. Put that in your smoke and pipe it!

Now this will be another shock for the real ones out there but I emplore you to launch this game yourself. This is a licensed game by Nintendo and they straight up play the Black eyed peays song "Lets get it started" but not actually "started" they play the original version that most dont even know it exists. This is probably one of the best cover ups in history but they coudlnt cover up this game. Of course its in simlish and they dont say the r-slur (the demeaning word for disabled people) but it very clearly is the r-word. How could they miss this? How was Nintend ook with this? I dont know. All I know is you can get this on ebay for 10 bucks and forever be sure that revisonist history cannot touch your ass. The gameplay is fine, idk I dont care tbh.

If you read a couple reviews of this account youre probably like "HUH!?!? They giving a boring aahhh baseball game a 6?!?!?". Yes, we are. You know why? Yuno Miles? Pirates on a boat! So the reason is because if you go in the settings during a game you can just have the CPU play every position.Both players can do this. Soyou can just have the CPU play against itself and still trashtalk your friend without having to play any **** ass baseball. I have to go pee now so this it it,cya. GUete game

Movement: Slick Link: Thick Fishing: Eat a ****, just use C-stick Bars Mic drop...

I guess the race mode is fine but the Showdown mode is where **** gets real. Theres cool hidden paths and the trick scores are so much better than just getting to the ending fast. I mean think about it, do you want to get to the ending fast during intercourse? I mean yeah theres only one winner there but then they always get so butthurt and are such sore losers. Women, am I right fellas?

The moment I saw they had Hobgoblin in this game I was sold. Now it might not be the best card but at least goblins are real. I wouldnt call this game challenging (it is not the Dark souls of video games, dont worry), its just fun. Not sure why they stopped making these, maybe because people are füddlibisler + habaschä, idk.

Thankfully the first mission had autoaim so I could feel like james bond. Now dont tell anyone I said this but you can send your gameplay to Faze and they do not validate that. So those **** think I actually aimed that good. Now I did hit some nasty no scope 360s in the castle level that Snoop Dogg would be proud of (he is the one at Faze that validates the clips sent in, I know this because he told me once). Addendum: If you play with the Classic controls youre a maniac and should probably reconsider a lot of life choices you made/be put down. Have a nice day though.

Do not watch someone play this game, it will make them unbelievably motion sick. Some loading screens talk about a Goblin, this gives me the vibe that there is some deranged guy hallucinating a goblin, so here are some tips (from the game) if you are that guy: The Goblin WILL NOT go easy on you, you have to be fast. The Goblin WILL BREAK things, web them up to fix them. Now I already know some smarty pant looking mf is going to say "my man, they mean the green goblin, not some other gremlin" but they could not be more wrong and this truly shows how little they know of this game. PROOF: Some loading screens refer to the "Green Goblin" while others (see tips) refer to simply some "Goblin" which can only mean that these are two distinct entities and only the former is found in the game. Which in turn means the tips about just the Goblin are life hacks for if you struggle with a Goblin. I like that the game has cheat codes to unlock things, that **** needs to come back (See my happy feet review).

I was told to structure this in a compliment sandwich but with this game I need to leave away the bread. And what does that leave us? Just some cheese and tomatoes. Now does Batman seem like cheese and tomatoes to you? No, ofcourse not, that would be silly. But remember that that's what we are left with regarding this game. I dont make the rules. Also theres no catwoman? HUH!?!? I mean yeah they got poison ivy with some töttlä but thats not good enough. I think it is extreme to say that this is the worst game ever, I probably have the most authority of anyone here to say this, check my other reviews if you are a Debby Doubter. If I had to choose between spending 10 years in a dungeon or playing this game to completion I would have to think about it (but every action - including handcuffs - being a cutscene is pushing me more towards the dungeon).

This is the halo of shooters but in a world where halo is good. Killing the animals isnt as fun as killing the other thing you kill in this game (I think they wont let me say it). I'm in love with the titleing of this game, short and straight to the point. There ARE guns. One can only imagine what other possible games like this there could be. Beer? Tree? Sex? My mind is open for further suggestions.

I'll give this game the benefit of the doubt as MMOs are not for me (WOW **** so much donkey dingeling its crazy). I'll also cut it some slack as I have to play this offline and do not own the gamecube keyboard controller (jeffrey hook me up please). I guess its fine? Fizhy0 seems to think its good but I heard that guy eats the pickled reptiles in the biology classroom.

As my fellow sire **** already mentioned, the experience playing this digital tabletop game is onerous (adj., "(of a task or responsibility) involving a great deal of effort, trouble, or difficulty." for the embeciles reading this.) Theres no reason for me to even try to write a review so just read ****'s review again: This really is the most onerous, excruciating thumb-mind-and-soul-numbing experience we've had the sorrowful displeasure of witnessing. To play it is as concerning as listening to a long, drawn out joke that you have to pay attention to follow, only to realise the that the punchline is embarrassingly racist. The devil would cry. This is embarrassing.

Im with the simpson fans on this one, **** ****. Call me a little one, the way I'm frustrated at the controls and camera. Are there only snow and jungle levels? Why are there like 4 of each? Also, Susie needs to calm down and be less of a baby, I'm trying to prove my gaming prowess but that brat is holding me back and now they got the whole gang laughing at me. Give me jimmy neutron or give me death.

Even though this is probably the worst way to watch this movie, the game at its core is pretty fun. **** EA, "Challenge Everything"? More like everyone there is challenged. Get it? B-Wort joke (behindert).

There's two ways you can play this: The first is for all the people with no balls, for the kiddies, for the infants, people who use driving assitance, automatic shifting, no car damage, novide opponents and the arizona track. I can only feel sorry for those people, though they do not deserve it. Now if you are not a part of this wretched bunch of diaper-poopers let me tell you how to actually play this: No driving assistance, Full car damage, Champion opponents, and manual shifting. DO NOT come to me and call yourself a man if you have not done this at least once. A real man gets stuck in neutral when the race begins, unable to shift into first for a solid minute but it is exactly this that sets one apart from the grain. Now pay close attention to how I have schitzoranted for quite a bit yet I am not even close to the amount of yapping I see in VRH15's review, my man deserves a medal. So anyway, the car models look nice and the reflections are also quite goodlooking for its time. One more thing: FarmingSim is capping hard, my man has never played tuberacers or tubeslider or however that one was called by NDCube. Obviosuly someone called FarmingSim would say something like that.

I liked the part where they played Kiss me by Sixpence None the Richer although if Im being honest that was all my doing (Ill let it count though). Not sure why the roman soldier showed up, honestly not sure about a lot. I feel bad for that guy on the gamefaqs forum that couldnt get out of the prolog when I managed to do it while extremely drunk (like my man, just input 3:33 in the clock they literally tell you. Maybe time to call up the retirement gome. RING RING.

Okay, Ill say what were all thinking, where the hell is elizabeth??!?! Is she less of an olsen twin? Thats what the libs want you to think. I mean what kinda family are they running here? Two of the sisters are twins and running some sort ofdriving themed game show and the other is hanging out in marvel movies? What the frick? Nick fury? Maybe investiagte this before doing some trash as show like secret invasion? Think about it. DO NOT let these twins (even though you nee to consider all 3, I didnt forget lizzy) on the nickelodean set. My mans Dan Schneider (bring all my **** back) is gonna have a field day. So ask yourself this: Why buy this game in 2002 dollars when you could buy any of the mario partys (5-7) for probably the same price? The answer is simple: B-wort.

I mean its a great game dont get me wrong but the bumpers in extreme difficulty level 4 squeeze my nuts tighter than Tschaikowski's Nutcracker (this is a brainiac, you have to be so smart and cultured to get this reference (or you have seen the barbie film, goated movie btw))

Not many people know this about me but I am actually officially the greatest dragon ball fan of all time (Ive seen 12 episodes and I could tell you the exact number of times you saw gokus wiener, its over 12 btw whichmean more than 1 per episode. SO the ppe (**** per episode) is over 1.0 (crazy right? The girls eating good tonight fellas). Ok soback to the game, story is whatever (no ones cares anyway, else they wouldnt have watched dragon ball to begin with). Now the duel mode depends on if you are the guy who knows how to block or the guy who doesnt (I didnt). So if I had to score it I would give it a 1 but the other idiot gave it an 8 so its a 5 now (1 more one than a US presidents term, fun fact).

YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE the audio options in this game. I dont want to see anyone complain about there being no tutorial, my man, watch the movie. This game is so much like the movie, here are the top 10 most movie like things: 1. Game name, just like the movie this game has the name "The Italian Job". 2. The physics are just like in the movie, the cars can do one sided wheelies. 3. GABAGOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLYeah so main critique, where is ryan gossling (me), where is steve carell and mark wahlberg (in his racist phase, aka his current phase)?