PepeSilviaMorb

[SPOILER ALERT: This review contains spoilers.]

[SPOILER ALERT: This review contains spoilers.]

Has the same ending as Face/Off without any faces being taken off, feels like a parody of a marvel movie with all the cliches you’ve heard turned up to 11 here (cringy jokes, villain we know basically nothing about, powerful macguffin, 1-2 ‘Hey it’s that actor!’ cameos) If you like looking at Chris Hemsworth you’ll enjoy it, if not then there’s really not much here, shame since Ragnarok was so good

Favorite part of this move is when Tom Cruise looks at Miles Teller and goes ‘Looks like you’re Top Gun now’ and they both Maverick all over everybody. Masterpiece (All jokes aside though this movie rocks)

I saw the twin towers collapse when I was four and this is still the most traumatic memory of my childhood. Anyone who says they enjoy this movie is either one of the directors friends or a burner account he uses

If you watch these movies as comedies they’re all stone cold 10/10’s but if you watch them like regular movies I doubt if any of them would crack a 5. I’d suggest playing drinking games and watching them with friends, you will NOT be disappointed

Before I saw this morbsterpiece I was asleep, in a coma in fact. I had been in one for a decade, my family had given up hope. My girlfriend had moved on and gotten engaged, I was one of the living dead, alive only in that I had a heartbeat. My dreams were abstract, surreal, like a prized Picasso. But then, one day, one fateful day, the nurse assigned to me was discussing Morbius with my dear family, and how she hoped to be able to see it quickly since it might be out of theaters soon. It was as if my brain was rebooted and all the lights came back on, I sat up straight and looked her in the eye. ‘Morbius, Dr. Michael Morbius has a movie?’ I whispered. ‘Yes’ she said. Dear friends that was enough for me, I leapt out of the bed and half walked half glided to my nearest theater. As I sat watching this picture I remembered how sweet life was and how I was like Morbius, who I think is a vampire. When he delivered his legendary ‘It’s Morbin time!’ I morbed into tears and started morbing all over everybody. Morbius is not a movie, it is a morbxpierence and one that everyone should have the chance, nay, the privilege, to watch as many times as they like. Since that day I have experienced Morbius at least 69 times a day and in time left over have gotten my life back. I crashed my girlfriends wedding and just morbed all over everyone. Obviously she took me back in a second and her ex-fiancé gave us both his blessing and encouragement. I’ve reclaimed my old job and have gotten promoted thanks to Morbius Team Morbing activities. After a few more watches I truly believe I will discover the mysteries of the universe. Get morbing my friends. 11/10