HuckleBearer

Ever wonder what "Ash vs. Evil Dead" would look like with zero charm, humor, or nostalgic value? Want to hear an entire cast where the only person who isn't affecting a vaguely southern accent is doing something that can only be identified as a Boston accent through clunky exposition? Want to see Beth Grant finally play a character more annoying than the Sparkle Motion lady from "Donnie Darko"? Then boy, do i have a Monster-of-the-week show so formulaic it makes "the Power Rangers" look like a Christopher Nolan film. Et Tu, Bacon?