DylanGoebel

Lisa Frankenstein is a very unique horror comedy that I loved watching! The movie is funny, features fantastic performances from the entire cast, and is surprisingly violent for a PG-13 movie! The romance aspect of very compelling and the 80s setting feels authentic, making it feel like a movie that could have come out in the 80s!

This is without question Matthew Vaughn's worst film! The action sequences aren't impressive or thrilling! The story is a major mess to the point of being incomprehensible. If you wanted to see Henry Cavill as a badass lead in a spy movie, you're gonna have to wait because this movie doesn't provide that.

It's a movie about a teacher student relationship, how interesting! They could've done something interesting with it but they didn't! The movie tries to be a comedy, but it's not funny. It tries to be an erotic thriller, but it's not erotic or thrilling! Miller's Girl fails at everything it tries to accomplish!

Founders Day is basically Thanksgiving if you removed the wit, intelligence and entertainment value! The movie offers gore but the kills aren't creative or even remotely memorable, there's episodes of Goosebumps and Are You Afraid of the Dark that are probably more violent than this! Not a single character is worth caring about. The comedy is lame and there isn't a shred of intelligence in the commentary as it tries to be political.

Mean Girls (2024) is a fun film! I never thought I would enjoy a musical version of Mean Girls but here we are! While the music itself could have been better, the songs were still mostly enjoyable. The performances were for the most part great! One of the most impressive aspects of Mean Girls was the production.

Jason Statham is back baby! The Beekeeper is an immensely entertaining action movie with tons of fun action sequences, great violence, and of course some cheesy one liners and a terrific performance by Jason Statham!

Night Swim has a hilarious concept. It does not take advantage of that hilarious concept as the movie takes itself far too seriously. This movie has lame attempts at scares and the dialogue is absolutely atrocious! A movie about a haunted swimming pool is just gift wrapped with "so bad it's good" status but unfortunately this movie dropped the ball on that. The only saving grace here is the performances are decent.

Cats is nearly 2 hours of my life that was totally wasted! I'm sure the stage musical is great, but this is definitely not something to show anyone to gain their interest. The effects are laughable at best, every actor gives an embarrassing performance, and there is no plot to speak of. The comedy is also some of the most painful ever put to the big screen!

Pulp Fiction is nothing short of a masterpiece! This is my favorite film of all time! It's not only because it has memorable characters, razer-sharp humor, beautifully written dialogue and intriguing character stories, it's because this is the film that made me want to make movies one day! Quentin Tarantino, you are a master at your craft! This is brilliant, perfectly acted film that all film lovers owe it to themselves to see!

Cannibal Holocaust is definitely not the film for you if you want high art and any sense of morality in your movies. This is a vile, unpleasant and extremely disturbing movie and you should absolutely know that before going into it! That being said, if you are willing to sit through it, it's a highly effective horror film that has a ton of good commentary on ethical journalism and civilized vs primitive societies. This movie is relentlessly repulsive and mean spirited but it does a fantastic job at developing a sense of fear, anxiety and dread. This is a purely visceral experience and if that's the kind of movie you're into, give it a watch!