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Enjoy cheating c*nt on every corner and in every game. There is no way to play a round without at least 1 cheating c*nt in your or enemy team. So go and buy cheats too or at least use macro, to have a tiny little bit of fun.

Call of ****: Still old Script Enjoy, the most innovative FPS of all times. Why? Because you don't have to shoot at all. Just run from cover to cover and wait a bit untill the script do the work for you. But the stealthy Cy*ka mission is something special. When Mr. MacMillan aka The Almighty Script says anything, you do it. If you dare to do anything else, enemies will spawn from ground. So you have to pray to Mr. Almighty Script else the hell will come for you. No skill & no brain required. And don't forget to enjoy stupid AI on both sides.

Boring Driving: No skill required Enjoy the most boring racing game, you've ever played. You need zero skill or effort to win the race. Just hold the gas pedal and nitro together and sometimes press left or right, according to where the road leads. After first race, you'll have enough and you'll not want to repeat this pedal, nitro, left and right **** again in different surroundings.

Here you have a review for this: Arma(geddon) for your fun - ASAP. Let's get bored to death with a game with so complicated controls that you'll end up in a shooting range in the beginning. Then go to menu to play a mission and instead you'll get an unskippable boring cutscene, where you can see developers names, which you can't read, if you're not Czech and you honestly don't give a flying f*ck about them. After few minutes of this cutscene, you're finally **** a camp? Really? To drive a f*cking truck? Are you serious? C'mon...just give me somebody to **** the christ sake... Then you'll get p*ssed so much, that you'll ALT+F4 this game and you'll not even try to play another mission.

Spider-Man: Trainer activated Enjoy the unique japanese Spider-Man, where you don't need to kill anybody or upgrade attack power or health. Just spam the grapling button and fly trough the whole area to the end, where you meet boss or mini-boss, who will kill you on 1 hit. That's why, you don't need to upgrade your health or attack power, because both is useless. But if you manage to kill anybody, just walk behind him and press attack, which is instakill. And if you fail that, get ready for the Assassin's Creed parry style. Just keep holding block, wait for enemy to hit you and then press attack button to get another instakill. End up with activated trainer, because you won't have nerves for this **** and just go trough the locations, because you've already paid for this.

Enjoy this "hold and release right mouse button simulator" where you get killed by 1 hit from a boss. Enjoy killing every single enemy with the same boring way. Don't even use the left mouse button, just aim on any enemy, hold RMT and then release. Done, ggwp noob and now about 1000 times again during whole campaign.

Crash into every f*cking hole: Downgraded & Demastered Trilogy Enjoy the most broken hitboxes of all th time. Even worse then it was when "Rainbow ****: Cheats" came out. Enjoy surgical precision, you must have to get somewhere or to kill your enemies. You'll never know if it don't kill you standing 1 meter away. Jump on that turtle, yes nice, but you're dead, you were too close. Next time. Yes now it's good, but you've jumped too far, sorry, you're dead, the turtle just turned around and touched you. Enjoy sliping to almost every f*cking hole, like the whole floor is full of oil. Enjoy stiff controls and late button reaction which feels like playing online FPS with high ping, where you get hit, when you're not even f*cking there and you know, you was pushing that button like maniac. Let's play a race, where you have to be surgical precise (like before) to win that crap. This downgraded demaster is missing microtransaction, where you would buy lives, speed boost for races and umbakarnas. The only good thing is, that you have 3 games together and you don't have to waste any more money. Just get emulated PSP and play the original Crash Bandicoot and you'll see the difference, just like I did.

Drift Racer: No winning required Enjoy terrible drifting experience, which makes you to loose your position, but don't worry, it doesn't matter, you just need to destroy enough environment and opponents to earn points to unlock new stages. So drift to earn power, then use the power to kill yourself or somebody else to earn some points. Or do an instadead combo by using power during drifting.

Need For Speed: Demolition Debry Enjoy another piece of NFS ****. No skill required, console handling included. Enjoy our Burnout Paradise rip off with same graphics, mechanics, but different cars. So earn some points by crushing your opponents into walls, because that's what racing is about. So you say, you have never played a mobile game on PC? Now you have the chance. We're offering you this piece of junk, but don't worry this one is different, not like the others. You say, you trust us? Lol, you'll never learn. But wait, next year it will be **** NFS or NFS FPS, we'll see.

Need For Speed: Loading Enjoy the most f*cked up NFS in gaming history. Developers took their time (2 years) to create the worst driving game I've ever played. GG, thumbs up, clap...clap...f*ckers. Let's describe the gameplay: Oh, I see you've started the game, ok here you are...3 minutes loading. Ok, now you're in your garage. But i want to race, I'll leave. Ok, here are another 3 minutes **** a bonus...boring unskippable cutscene, you'll see every time, you'll leave garage. Let's race finally...drift race...nice, i loved that in underground. Wtf? Why the car doesn't drift? Oh, I've forgot to set it for drifting. Let's go to garage. **** it's tuned up properly. Let's leave garage. Loading...cutscene...C'mon, f*ck off will you? Race starts. Hey, you have to stay with the group to earn points. You're too slow, you have to stay with them and they don't have to drift, so you'll have huge disadvantage. No, **** points for you, oh 12 000 points, nice, but you haven't stayed with the group, sorry, no points for you. F*ck you then, I'll do the sprint, but I have to go to the garage to set up my car first. **** up...loading...cutscene...teleport...loading... F*ck me... Hey yo, here are cops, they're chasing you during race, but don't worry and finish. Nice you're 1st, here's your 2000 cash. Now lose those cops. Oh, they got you, shame, its 3000 fine, thank you. Now get the f*ck out a race again.

Enjoy a game which is fun, but it lacks on hitboxes or whatever is f*cked up here because the game is like this: Take a sniper rifle and shoot your enemy 5 times in a face with no damage done, then take a pistol and shoot him 3 times to body to kill him from the same distance.What? Are you serious? Ok, f*ck it, let's say I'm just bad at sniping. Let's try anti-tank unit. So take a bazooka and shoot a tank 5 times to blow it up, then find out, that 2 or 3 grenades do the same. Ok, f*ck ****'s just play medic or assault only with pistol and grenades, because those are the most powerful weapons in this game. And you others enjoy Battlefield 1942 b.c.

Enjoy the most broken game of all times. If you manage to play this so get ready to get killed only by touching your enemies. I wish to those devs the most refunds on this game as possible.

Enjoy the most f*cked up PAY TO WIN **** ever created. Get crushed every single time by AI which is cheating a choosing cards which can't even have. Create your own deck which is useless when you start with 1 mana point and you have 3+ mana cards in the beginning and just watch to get smashed. Then you can finally draw some cards but i doesn't matter, because your opponent has already full deck and keeps crushing you like little kids toys. This **** game should be called "Pay to win: ALT+F4"

Let me introduce to you another console rubbish port. Meet your favorite characters from the movie, who doesn't look like them at all and have only same names. Enjoy horribly boring gameplay where you have to play with one character, then rewind (who the f**k had that stupid idea) and play the other character and do almost the same like before. OMG...this is just Hatred for kids.

Enjoy this press Enter simulator, which looks good on pictures, but is actually ugly like your naked ex after 3 kids and boring like driving in traffic jam. Complete puzzles which are here disguised as crash tests. You must drive safely first and pick up all that s**t around (else you can't finish with enough high score) and then run into somebody and blow yourself up like a **** **** ****'t buys this "Terrorist driving school simulator".

This game is out for a year and half. And its like this: Hello everybody and welcome to **** wait...sorry...welcome to Rainbow Six Siege which is quite the same. Enjoy lags, bugs, cheaters and broken hit boxes (now quite fixed). Test your internet connection in 5 vs 5 team death-match, where tactics and objective doesn't matter. Here your skill or tactical knowledge is nothing, if your opponent has better connection or cheats. You will be pared with players with higher or lower levels or ranks, which are not even close to yours. Enjoy your silver skill getting smashed by platins and diamods, who are really good, cheaters or ESL players with new accounts. Try all different weapons and find out, that shotguns are sniper rifles and sniper rifle does same damage as pistols. Let's kill a man (or woman) with half of the magazine from your machine gun to the head or with just 3 shots from a pistol to the body. With our anti-cheat placebo (FairFight and BattlEye) you can report who you want, because it doesn't work. You're reporting to FairFight, but BattlEye gives bans. **** not found...

Enjoy open world Call of Duty, where you meet same stupid AI, same bad graphics on high settings, console controls, horrible dialogues and boring cut scenes (which you can skip immediately). Go and kill whole village of innocent people (except invincible kids), because you can and nobody cares. Try out our awesome depleting silencer, which is completely useless after few shots. But only one thing is different...your teammate is even more stupid a can easily die, fortunately he's only in prologue, where he is giving you some orders and you don't give a f**k and shoot like Rambo anyway. That's it, this is my review for this Far Cry: I don't care where for PS2.