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This is more like a demo than an actual game, and everything that's been dumped into it doesn't help at all. Bare-bones development, horrific game-breaking weapons, poor balance decisions, WAY too many cheesy gimmicks, boring roster, piss-poor controls, lack of strategy, CPU's that play like the most experienced people on the godforsaken planet that the devs tried to make impossible but it can just happen anyway, at most 1 or 2 characters you grow attached to somehow feel like the weakest in the entire game, tiny arenas that offer little to no mobility even with things like bounce pads, all wrapped up into one disappointing package. It can be okay for a while, but everything quickly gets on your nerves after that. There's no way I can recommend this to anyone, and if I met someone who worked on this game in real life, I wouldn't hesitate to punch them dead in the face.

Every positive review on this game is false. The weapon kits ****, camping is a bigger problem now more than ever, Grizzco doesn't work half the time, and the matchmaking is FAR worse! Nothing about this game is worth the stress or having to constantly put up with toxicity. The entire series needs to die, because nothing is getting better and Nintendo only cares about money.

**** this game. I am DEAD serious. No jokes, no exaggeration, this game can just go screw itself. My first two days playing this **** and I'm ALREADY seeing issues with it! Two days. TWO!!! Is that some kinda record!? The turning is ass, the AI are busted, the challenges are borderline impossible, and EVERYTHING else is locked behind a paywall!!! How can I enjoy this if there's no actual game progression!? This is anal sauce! It's so bad, it's a work of art! It's a fine, delicately crafted sculpture of ****

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I may have JUST started with the game, but I already see several issues. First of all, the motion controls make me sick to my stomach. In fact, they're just as needed as that one song in The Polar Express. The motion controls are pointless, unnecessary, and just don't look good. Second, the first weapon I get, the Splattershot Jr., is a piss-poor way to start. It's aim is always off, so I always have to get really close to something if I want to shoot it. Hell, the aiming in general is bad here. Finally, and this is the biggest issue, I need Online for EVERYTHING, even buying clothes. If anything, this game should've had an Offline option to it, but no. Not even Ninjala has this garbage issue, especially since I've heard that Splatoon's connections are **** Yes. Ninjala, as bad as it is, is at least TRYING to get better every season, as most games should. That alone is an embarrassment to Splatoon. Nintendo should've delayed this game while they still could, because this is unacceptable.

This is anal sauce! It's so bad, it's a work of art! It's a fine, delicately crafted sculpture of **** And no, just because you put the teenage mutant ninja turtles in your game doesn't mean it's any good!

Pathetic. BEYOND pathetic! No customization, no way to change separate moves, no challenges or simple game progression, no accurate gameplay settings, no easy controls or controls to get used to. -10000000000000000 stars. DO NOT RECOMMEND AT ALL.

**** this game. I'm DEAD serious. No jokes, no exaggeration; this game can just go funky itself. Just....what happened here? That's my question. When it started, the game was fun, colorful, and exactly as it's title: Looney. Now it's making me go looney by forcing me to buy their **** every single time because they don't know how to make proper events or hand out actual rewards. Everything is overpriced, the gameplay is FAR from balanced, and don't even get me started on Countess Penelope. That **** doesn't even deserve my love. Just like every other degenerate team who thinks their app needs an "update", the hub world has been shoved into this stupid little box of a theatre stage, and it kills all the variety even further. Scopely doesn't even give a **** about their players, because they're too busy focusing on a lousy Tweety Bird anniversary. The only good thing about this game is that it's gonna die soon, and I'm REALLY gonna be happy about that. As soon as this ****ty new event is done, I'm done with this game. Would I be willing to play again even if I got all the characters for free? Absolutely not. Would I be willing to play again even if I got all the characters for free, some Looney Tunes merch, and a neat little message from Scopely that says, "We value you, our wonderful loyal customer."? Absolutely not. Just play something else. ANYTHING. I was really hoping to enjoy this game even beyond 2027. Now I don't care about it at all. Looney Tunes is better than this.

Okay, hear me out. I'll start by saying that the Switch version DEFINITELY leaves a lot to be desired(BTW, get use to seeing a lot of caps here. That's just how I roll), but I only have a Switch right now, so that's my problem. I won't deny the obvious; Balan's Bout is kinda boring(which is an issue I've seen with other games before this one came out), the boss fights are WAY too easy, and there's much more effort put into the music than almost everything else. The enemies pop up WAY too **** much too, and I don't like how most of the costumes take away the ability to jump, which is, you know, an important part in GETTING TO PLACES. The message of the game is also a little cliché; I mean, we've all heard it several times in the past. I'll even say this now: Not every boss fight needs to end with some big group dance. Taking the train is also really uncreative; it's just a short ride around the midway. The least they could've done is make several midways, and let players travel back and forth between them. Honestly, it makes the game's opening VERY deceptive. Sure, it starts out looking magical, making it look like Balan's meeting both Leo and Emma at the same time, even though they're seperated, but that's all smoke and mirrors for one of the most mundane games out there. It makes sense why most people believe the game should be around $10.00, not $40.00. Now even with all the flaws, I believe the game has SOME redeeming qualities. The game as a whole is kinda like what would happen if Psychonauts and Nights Into Dreams had a baby, and I think that's a really good idea for a crossover. The levels are also very unique in their own separate ways, even if they portray the story of a character's life. The costumes, ad frustrating as some of them are, are all really creative, even if some are just carbon copies of others. Hell, the costumes gave me some inspiration for my own game. Balan and Lance are pretty much two sides of the same coin, and their personalities make them perfect rivals. Where Balan is all about optimism and lending encouragement, Lance is all about grief, stifling and eliminating encouragement. One part I really like is the second level of Chapter 1, where the environment warps when you move. That's a cool idea, and I really would've loved to see that incorporated more in the game. Another thing I wish they did was make segments where the levels change when you have your back turned, like in Layers Of Fear. As for the game overall, I wouldn't really pay it again after completing it once, but it definitely has some notable parts to it. It may not have exactly lived up to it's name, but it's not COMPLETELY awful.

I love this game! No jokes, no exaggeration; this game deserves every award it's received. The characters are awesome, the interactions are awesome, and the customization is ****! Every track feels like a roller-coaster, and the adrenaline is real enough to pull you in. Yes! The tracks make you feel like you're actually there in real life! That's a damn impressive feature! Everything was taken to the next level, and it's more than what it's trailers have shown. However, is there a downside? Yes there is. It ended almost as soon as it began. Not gonna lie, I was kinda devastated seeing the Gasmoxia Grand Prix being the finale. The game had much more potential, and I was hoping to see some more new things. I know the biggest issue on everyone's mind is the microtransactions, but considering the fact that they're optional, that just seems like an overreaction. Still, the game has exceeded a lot of expectations, and I couldn't be happier than I am. I pray this game gets a sequel. If you want to have some high-octane fun, I STRONGLY suggest this game. You won't regret it.

I honestly see myself playing this more often than Ultimate. The very idea of the game is funny and pretty interesting. To start, it's full of characters that people know and love, and it's even giving future characters more attention. The characters themselves feel believable and authentic, even if Nigel didn't necessarily have to be on the roster. The recent voices and items definitely make the game feel more lively too. Honestly, though, the voices kinda sound like they tried a little too hard, but they're not awful. The victory background is also kinda...plain, but hopefully they might add something to make it stand out more. I think one of the biggest things the game is missing is final smashes for the characters. Each character has something they can do for a final smash, and I hope the developers add them when they get the chance. I don't care if this game isn't the "Smash killer"; I'm just happy to try it. While it still has some bland parts here and there, I'd still suggest it to anyone who wants something new, even if it is pretty small.

I'm not gonna sugarcoat it; this game is anything but fun. Matchmaking is mostly full of elitist wannabes and other tryhards who spam the same moves over and over again. Not helping is the fact that I'm fighting the same three to five characters over and over again. Some fights get so chaotic that I can barely fight anyone, and just watching certain attacks is enough to piss me off. If this game is supposed to encourage sportsmanship, then it's doing a piss-poor job, especially with taunts like "So Salty" and "Calculated". The crossover events are also pretty damn lazy, since a bunch of cartoon characters HARDLY fit into this disaster ****. The only good thing I can find about the game is that the characters are really creative in terms of both design and weapons, but that's the ONLY good thing I see. Blue Mammoth needs to go back to the drawing board for the rest of the game, though, and make mammoth coins more accessible. I thought this would have been another fun decent Smash clone, but this is somehow worse than Ultimate. No approval from me.

[SPOILER ALERT: This review contains spoilers.]

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The was already full of problems to begin with, now I can't even block with certain weapons anymore! GARBAGE!!! WHY ADD SOMETHING JUST TO TAKE AWAY IT'S ABILITY TO BLOCK!?!?!?!?!? THERE'S NO POINT IN THAT!!!!!! THIS GAME IS CONSTANTLY SINKING TO THE LOWEST COMMON DENOMINATORS I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!!!!!!!