Night Teeth

First-time screenwriter Brent Dillon’s script excels at the little details of social structure, human and vampire, that distinguish Night Teeth from other politically minded genre picks.

Particularly when it comes to charming lead performances and superficial cameo appearances from Megan Fox and Sydney Sweeney, Night Teeth delivers formulaic fun without much for viewers to sink their teeth into.

Night Teeth's winning lead trio and its glossy, electronic buzz save this Collateral clone from sinking into full nonsense. The film's usually interesting, though it never truly strikes with malice or meaning the way it wants to

Night Teeth isn’t quite as dreadful as its truly dreadful title but it’s just as forgettable.

Night Teeth is a disappointing vampire thriller that's all style and no substance, leaving plenty of interesting world-building and unique mythology behind in favor of a formulaic story audiences will see coming from a mile away.

Night Teeth lacks much more than bite. It’s incoherent to boot.

The dark-side-of-the-L.A.-club-scene premise has potential, but the movie turns out to be a cut-and-paste thriller without any night-world bloom to it.

This was a really fun and entertaining vampire film. Great performances from the 3 leads. Now Netflix should make a sequel!

For a random movie i just stumbled upon on Netflix, i was pleasantly surprised i liked it as much as i did. Its a very basic sexy vampire movie with nothing out of the ordinary for the vampire genre, but its a solid popcorn movie that i feel is worth a watch.

[SPOILER ALERT: This review contains spoilers.]

[SPOILER ALERT: This review contains spoilers.]

Night Teeth is one of those films that disappears from your mind almost as quickly as it moves forward. It has vampires, night, neon lights, cars, parties, blood, attractive people and a city that should become a dangerous playground. On paper, it could have been a light and fun mix of nocturnal thriller and vampire fantasy. The problem is that everything remains on the **** film is so simple that it is hard even to get angry at it. Rather than being spectacularly bad, it is flat. It moves from one scene to the next without real tension, without characters who matter very much and without a vampire mythology strong enough to hold your attention. Some silly films at least have energy, nerve or one memorable scene. This one does not even leave that behind. A week later, it is difficult to remember anything specific, and that may be the worst sign.Visually, it tries to sell an elegant, dangerous and slightly sexy night, with clubs, colored lights and modern vampires moving through Los Angeles as if they owned the city. But it all feels more like packaging than an idea. The look is there, the music tries to push things along, the characters come and go, but there is no real world behind it. The film wants to have style, but it lacks **** also does not help that the horror is very weak. There is hardly any fear, no real sense of threat and no violence with much impact. Vampires should be imposing, seductive or unsettling, but here they feel more like an excuse to stage a fairly routine night adventure. What should bite barely scratches. What should feel dangerous ends up looking like a long and rather boring **** actors do what they can, and there are a few moments that are watchable enough, but the script gives them very little room. Everything is too predictable, too light and too underdeveloped. The film passes through thriller, horror, action and romance without ever deciding to be good at any of them.Night Teeth is not an absolute disaster, but it is a fairly clear waste of time. It has a premise that could have made for a fun watch, but it becomes an empty, toothless and forgettable product. It does not scare, it does not move, it does not surprise and it does not even entertain enough to justify its own existence. Vampires with fangs, yes; a film with bite, no.