TL;DR at the bottom for those with little time to spare :) Spermination is another joke game. Objectively speaking it's probably worse than Bad Rats. However, it's so much more fun! The game handles...poorly but it's never rage inducing. It clearly has some sense of humour that is often at the expense of the player. Be it the underwhelming victory of a deformed child or the rub-it-in-your-face defeat of going into the stomach instead. There is a variety of options for you to 'prepare your load' with and it does make the game more fun. In addition to this the game is actually fairly re-playable given the amount of options to customise your sperm with. The graphics are terrible, that should be no surprise, but it does not detract from the overall experience of the game. TL;DR As a game it's terrible As an experience it's amazing Graphics are abysmal Gameplay is clunky It's just fun to play Re-playable Good variety of load-out options Good sense of humour at players expense Probably not for everyone Final Score: 7/10