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An embarrassing low for the iconic franchise, and one that has essentially become an unintentional parody of itself.

An impressively terrible script, story, and sequel. The only people who will enjoy this are major fans of the games who only need nonstop fan service to be satisfied.

Can’t believe I almost passed on this because of its runtime… engaging and perfect from start to finish.

More bad than good, Jurassic World Rebirth is a complete waste of time. A rushed script, predictable plot, and lack of excitement. There are more monsters than dinosaurs, and I came to see a Jurassic movie… sad.

The Weeknd’s insanely huge ego resulted in an incredibly self-righteous commercial disguised as a movie, and I had the misfortune of witnessing it.