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I would realyl love to write that this game is as ass-kicking as the first TLOU, but no. It's not. It's the same gameplay but that's it. It looks pretty good, but that's it. The story? Straight out of hell. Boring, not really new and every 10 minutes you can predict what will happen next. I don't care about the gay love and so on. I hate that Naughty Dog tries to teach us a esson "Respect people how they are. Respect people that are different from you." and really trying to be not stereotype. But what do i have to see? One of the bosses is a fat (sorry for that) woman which of course needs 10 hits more as every other human enemy. I mean, seriously? Manly females, lesbian etc. is important but fat shaming is totally ok? FU Naughty Dog.

What a shame... Took out the awesome fighting system to level up Pokemons and implemented the Pokemon Go level up system. Fight against Pokemons to level up? Nope. Catch 1236 Caterpie with the Pokemon Go catching engine to level up? Yes. Not sure why they replaced the good old fighting system with such a crap system. If you are a fan of the old Pokemon Games with fighting: Do not buy that game. you will be disappointed. VERY disappointed.

This game isn't even worth think about. The frames are SO poor, even my old 486 could show more. Seriously. Most of the time the game has maybe 15 -20 frames. With MSAA on LOW. And if that wouldn't be enough, the models from "enemies" are so ridicoulus poor made... Even the animations. Everything looks choppy and laggy. Not meant to be a horror style.. No it's just crap. I am really regret to spend 8€ for that piece of.... something. And if that all wouldn't be a nail for the coffin, the worst is taht you have some kind of "helmet camera" effect ALL THE TIME. You never have a clear view. You are always looking through a flcikering, badly made helmet camera and you can'T even turn that off. Seriously. Do not buy this game unless you are drunk and you want to make fun of it. It's just not worth the money. I would rather go and play more No mans sky then play 20 more minutes of that horror game. And not horror because of the atmosphere. I mean horror regarding the poorly programmed and made game. Oh and don'T get me started with the SLOOOOOOW movement speed... What a shame ****... It'S not a game, it's an early alpha of an early access game. Bah