buttermypug

The graphics are sometimes strangely off end but in its styled vision it delivers a immerse story worthy to indulge in. This game will make you feel like the samurai of your dreams

For some silly reason I had fun playing this. Like, ALOT of fun. Games today ( I.E the last of us 2) focus so much on trying to be some sort of hyper extra dimensional statement of art that they forget that they are still supposed to be fun. This SpongeBob game accomplishes this with simple but satisfaction game play I could enjoy after a long day of work. The UI is a bit plain, but the music and the voice acting makes up for it. I needed a positive experience like SpongeBob battle for bikini bottom. Hopefully you do too.

This game is not bad because it tries new ideas or motives of creative desire. It is bad because it has no consistency of content that would explain or elaborate into fun game play. The writing at its best is just character driven torture porn. And the payoff for the investment into the Odyssey embarked on is a contradiction of a ending which serves only to reveal naughty dogs ineptitude at handling this sequel. Do not play this. ( Btw it took me nearly 2 days to post this review because metacritic is actively throttling negative reviews. They believe all these low scores are somehow the work of disgruntled bigots instead of fans who just believe this to be an inferior product ****. So a majority of these negative reviews are simply timed out when they hit the server. While the positive ones even if spam are kept instead. That way they can't be blamed for their despicable business practices. I will not bow to this corporate censorship and neither should you. For anyone who enjoyed this game I'm genuinely happy for you. I wish I could have the same joy from this work of fiction)

18 years later and the menu splash screen still makes my hair stand up. Metroid prime for its time is a marvel of technology and environmental story telling. It is a corner stone for gamecube titles and I would say I don't have the words to describe it to someone who has never played it before. I would strongly recommend going into this journey blind. You will have the shock of a new experience that will give you instant nostalgia. Overall I am a huge fan of this IP

The first metroid prime was the fondest memory i had as a child. Its music made my skin tingle and its bosses produced fear that I had not experienced up until that point. Likewise echoes doubles down on these positives with added variety to its madness. The only con i had was some areas feeling washed out in terms of aesthetics and color