Sir_Swag117

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This game is absolutely awesome. It is very fun, especially when joining an RP server or something. It doesn't update often, but it is absolutely AWESOME.

I don't care about graphics. But they were bad. I did like the gameplay, though weaponry was sadly quite unbalanced. The multi-player is sort-of okay. Sort of.

I want to find the LOVELY person who **** this game out and make them immortal. Then brutally stab them over and over and over until they apologise publicly for this **** Then stab them s'more.

THE most boring game except for maybe Air Control. This game is very **** *loads a gun and points it at their own head before pulling the trigger* *SPLATTERISING*

A mobile port. A mobile "HD Remake" DON'T LIE TO MY FACE YOU FILTHY PIECES OF PSYCHOTIC [Colourful language takes over from here on in. Deal with it.]

Raz has the same voice as Zim from the TV show Invader Zim. That sold me on Psychonauts. Good gameplay etc. etc. the creativity etc. generic praise here.

Who needs a girlfriend/life/food/drink/soul/toilet/shower/sleep/bed/money/electricity when you have this perfect game? Certainly not me! The game is beautiful, runs smooth and is extremely creative. Shame games have mostly declined from here on in.

Disney Infinity 3.0 Edition: Pay Without Limits. Kill me now. Go find a Desert Eagle, find me, and put a bullet into my skull so hopefully while I burn in hell I forget this game exists.

Thinking about PewDiePie, you'd think there would be butts and "Illuminati" stuff absolutely everywhere, but this game is surprisingly good. 8/10 and screw the barrels.

We need to make a video-game version of the Geneva Convention, before games like this spread and corrupt the Master Race. We must contain the disease.

Another three femtoseconds, another COD game that lags to absolute **** framerate tanking worse than KSP. There is one massively awesome thing about it! It is BETTER than CODAW, which was CODAWful and ****

This game is beyond bad. Every time something dies, someone says TARGET DOWN. You can fire without the animation. The game is tedious. In fact, just check out the Steam user reviews. Or buy it, vomit, and refund.

THE greatest game, OF ALL TIME. They perfected the destruction physics, and those who complain, it hasnt been fully released! There are more guns, an uber-massive map.

I'm not going to judge the gameplay, or anything like that. I'm going to judge it because it is an MMO. And, as a derivative, a game in development for 10 years, now has ALWAYS ONLINE DRM!!! WHAT THE ACTUAL **** You spend so much time, exciting a lot of people, some of which HAVE NO INTERNET.

What the **** is this piece of **** I'm just going to run through the problems: Glitches happen EVERY TIME, making them literal programming instead of glitches, one of the reviews claim it has a story, the levels are embarrassingly small, there are minimal NPC models, the physics is **** it somehow lags to **** and the levels just end the things that can be done, the YouTube clips are probably for views, and it costs 10 dollars. 10. Dollars. You can buy Undertale with that money. Undertale. Think about that. Also, some people are like "Game Of the Year!" I say **** OFF

Lovely lovely lovely lovely destruction. Destroying the terrain is something you're meant to do, which is so fun I spent most of my time **** around, and when the main antagonist showed up and started throwing rocks, it bugged me because I wanted do **** around.

What the **** is this **** I mean, seriously! I would be... sort-of ok with it were it not for the following issues: There is a clip and ammo counter for some reason; there is a lock-cursor UI instead of just hiding the mouse pointer, it crashes very often; it has a flappy bird clone, AND! The final one! IT COSTS REAL MONEY. Seriously, watch NerdCubed's hell video on it. I could make a better game in Scratch. Also, a message to the "developer": Where ever you are, if you release yet another piece of **** or reveal yourself, you WILL be hunted, and you WILL be killed.

Even in 2015, Quake remains one of my favourite games, utterly trumping CoD. Hey, CoD! Ever heard of **** FOV?! Anyway, Quake is a good game. Combined with the SUPERHOT engine, it becomes drastically better.

This is a really good game. I hate to be caught up with the crowd, but I recommend getting it. I've played it. Immensely satisfying, considering the game caters to most personalities. Even the murderers. NOTICE: NOT A FANBOY OR SOME **** LIKE THAT!

This is is a very good game. I love ripping the enemies apart, but I hate the multiplayer. Still, quite enjoyable, especially with the Leichenfaust 44, the anti-gravity-one-shotting-rocket gun.

The game may occasionally glitch out, and physics is glued to FPS, AND it uses Skyrim's engine, but it is worth the money. It gets all the little things right, mostly the uber-creepy ****

This game is so unbelievably **** I snapped the disc and threw it in a bonfire, then buried the ashes because I want to forget I paid $90 f*cking dollars to buy it!!!