Real_Deal_120

I really don't understand why people hate this game that much. Yes, it is **** but it was meant to be. It was created as $hit, funded by $hit-turds, and consumed by the same biological waste. It was never meant to be the next GTA or Skyrim. Owning this game is just a honor itself. You don't have to play it, since the game is $hit, but you can at least put it on your shelf and ask your friends if they know about it. It's antique, you see. You might have noticed that I've used the word $hit alot, I guess you could call me for a $hitoholic.

At first, I thought that this game would cast a curse upon me, turn me into a monkey or something. But no, it really did not. This game is beyond being decent. It has its great moments, interesting puzzles and game mechanisms that you cannot find on today's game market. It is and will be remembered as a classic. Anyways, I couldn't be bothered to type more in this over-exaggerated manner. Just take my word for it, this game is awesome.

Spoiler alert: Your mom might be the next Fortnite character. As the intro suggests, this game has been adding to many silly characters in its awful game. Battle royale as genre is dead. So is this game. Don't play it, I lost 15% of my friends. All I got left is to thank this game. **** experience.