Noffica

One of the most soft yet upbeat soundtracks I have ever heard for a 2-D platformer but that’s where the charm ends. The gameplay quickly becomes frenetic, landing quick blows, running out of the enemy’s range then repeating the process.

Lovely graphics but boring gameplay, irritating cutscenes and sexually suggestive artwork.

- Inexplicably misplaced passes - Passes often are hit straight at the opponent’s legs - Half the normal double-tap tackles are fouls even when the ball is won but instances when a player is shoved to ground are legal - When a user switches to a defender chasing an opposition player, the user’s defender will pause for a split-second, break his momentum and thus allow the opposition attacker to run ahead - Supporting (AI-controlled) players will stand around gazing instead of moving in the direction of the ball - Players that lose the ball will stand and watch instead of moving in the direction of the ball to try to recover it - Players with high stats like Ronaldo will slip when taking a straightforward shot - Players with high stats will fail to shoot on target even without pressure