Newmorroisyuck

Yes. Best game ever but the guy in the tower went "KEH HEH EHE HEH" and that spooked the doge Also gwendolyins boss music was like "auuuuAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!" and it spooked the doge Epicness and almost as good as majorcas mask

Peak gaming. Better than Hellboy: the science of evil. Everyone else is **** about the difficulty but I think it's spot on Took me 24 hours to beat and I can say its GOTY

Pog gaming. Wish I had dream cast a just to play karnaaaaaaj rally Uhhh box art is peak

I dint like the bit with the yetis it was so scary. And the spinner didn't get enough love

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Ster killar go boom boom ina deth stear and chop de ati-ati waeker in haf Also gibe poutae a shawer in de cold cold steam in gloud sity and he pull de Ster deastoroiar out ov de sky

This game better than splatoon3 I spent 4 hours looking for the guns and never found them, threw 300 knives into big bazza's forehead, got jumpscared by ping ping's dialogue, and laughed at the zero wing reference. good geme

Love this game it made me relize the meaning of life "Such a **** **** game." So says lenny boy

Splat-goon is absolute shiet, I invested over 500 hours of my life into this game, and I can honestly tell you that it makes your skin shed. Don't buy this game. it's a Waste of money, has terrible matchmaking and all its single player modes are lazy and not worthwhile. 0/10 worse than dead island riptide