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MikeBierman

User Overview in Movies
6.4Avg. User Score
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3(60%)
mixed
1(20%)
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May 16, 2013
Battleship
2
User ScoreMikeBierman
May 16, 2013
This sunk mine. WOW. Rihanna was terrible. Kitsch was not good. The script stinks. Very noisy, and the plot is ridiculous. Really, really bad. Save yourself the time you will spend drooling through this wonder and do something much more enjoyable and rewarding like watching paint dry, or **** the white stuff off your tongue.
May 16, 2013
The Great Gatsby
6
User ScoreMikeBierman
May 16, 2013
Visually striking, but a bit slow, and too long. The story did seem to lack depth and felt hollow. The use of modern rap and other asynchronous music in the soundtrack was noticeably off-putting, inappropriate, and killed suspension of disbelief. Better than the earlier versions, but still failed to have significant depth. All glitter and flash makes Gatsby a dull boy.
May 16, 2013
Salmon Fishing in the Yemen
7
User ScoreMikeBierman
May 16, 2013
Enjoyable, well-acted, unique, and delightful. This unusual and apparently initially impossible plot line to introduce migrating salmon to the middle east is enriched by a very nice love story. It is more drama and romance than comedy, although several cute devices, mostly using texting onscreen attempt (with minor success) to add comedic elements. A fine, but not great film, it will please those looking for something new and out of the mainstream formula films churned out every day in the industry.
May 16, 2013
The Ice Harvest
8
User ScoreMikeBierman
May 16, 2013
More drama than comedy, but dark in any case. I am a Cusack fan, and he does a fine job. Well worth a watch to see these miserable **** cretins fail and screw each other over at every turn.
May 16, 2013
The Closer You Get
9
User ScoreMikeBierman
May 16, 2013
Beautifully filmed with quaint Irish seaside views. A delightful film in which the fish are out of water in their own pond. The men in a small Irish village cannot see their own perfect mates right before their eyes. It takes both the promise and threat of exotic newcomers coming to the village to make them realize that what they wanted was there right in front of them whole time. Fun and charming film with plenty of character.
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