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I am someone who battles with depression on daily basis and I know a lot of others like me who struggles the same. And this.... game? Is insulting and revolting. It's like someone tried to monetize depression but that someone has no freaking idea how it feels and tastes. And let me tell you - it tastes bitter. This game's perception of depression feels like from idk - a whimpy teenager. Like "Johny didn't called me last night so now I am so saaaaaaad so I must have depression". It's cheap, disgusting and should never be made.

Well, I kind a grew out of toilet humor so putting the poop-based art style and narration this is quite a decent game. Younger brother of my girlfriend loves it. Then again, he is 12 years old lol. So why such a high score? Because when the kid is busy - his sister has more time for me :P

Disclaimer: I've finished the whole mainstory/campaign and almost all of the time attack levels. Yupitergrad is easily one of the best VR games I played since I got my Oculus Quest 2. I mean, you really feel like some sort of soviet spider-man in space lol. Humor, as the developers warns, sure is 'wacky' but never becomes cringe. The acrobatics are surprising well done. I mean, looking at the promotional videos you might think like holy cow I will puke like cat upon playing but in game - its never like that. Sure you can go blazing if you want to - but most of the time you move rather slowly and that swinging feels freaking great and dynamic. Like Pistol Whip without the pistols and much better lol

I am incredibly tired of cheap switch ports from mobiles and other shovelware that clogs E-Shop nowadays (Thanks Ultimate Games you freaking trash spammers) and I initially assumed this game is one of those. But boy was I wrong. Not only is this Switch exclusive but you can tell it was designed with joycons from the start (You have to be a Switch player to really understand what I mean here). I just hope the developer will eventually add pro-controller support. I prefer pro-controller over joycons much more. About the game - it poked a nearly forgotten craving of underwater games. One in particular: Aquaria. Mermaid Castle is not as complex but at the same time - it fits nintendo switch perfectly and if you are too 'manly' to play a colorful games about cute mermaids - I dare you to beat later levels of this game. Your 'manliness' will evaporate quicker than you think.

The main story is awesome. The characters are authentic, the pacing great and the over all vibe of the game **** you in like vacuum pump. The problem is - this is not a linear story game but was always advertised (and still is!) as open-world rpg. And that mostly linear main story is but a small bit of the whole. A beautiful one - I agree, but just a part. And the rest? The rest is... some sort of cruel joke. You could play in a better open-world literally 20 years ago. And for such a high price tag? No thank you. Maybe sequel will do the justice.

Ugh, the entry to the game sure is steep. But once you figure out the confusing interface the game only gets deeper and deeper. Has this unique "slav" smell around. Like Stalker. Something dirty yet strong. And well - war has ever been the subject of many games. But I dare to say - nothing told the story of what war really is - better than this one. Bravo 11bit.