MVil

Read Only Disappointments!. Oh sweetie, I was so excited to try this game, but I ended up more confused than a ferret in a sock drawer. The story? It's like a sci-fi soap opera on a caffeine buzz, and the characters? Flat as a tire. I couldn't tell if I was supposed to care about them or just laugh at their melodrama. Whats abouth the graphics? Oh boy, they look like someone smudged my glasses and then told me to play. Retro is one thing, but this is just...yikes. And the gameplay... As slow as my Aunt Martha's knitting. Clicking through endless dialogue boxes made me want to **** the bugs! Goodness, the game froze more times than my grandma’s old VCR. It’s like they thought testing was a suggestion, not a necessity. And the music? Repetitive and annoying—had to mute it to keep my sanity.keeping story short, unless you like frustration with a side of regret, steer clear of this mess. 2 out of 10 stars.

"More like Dragon Age: The Disapointment" I had such high hopes for Dragon Age: The Veilguard, but what a letdown. First off, the story is as flat as a pancake run over by a cart of Mabari war hounds. Remember the gripping narratives and complex characters of the earlier games? Yeah, you won't find that **** graphics—oh boy. It’s 2024, yet somehow the visuals look like they were rendered in the Stone Age. I swear, my character’s face went through more awkward phases than a teenager with **** the gameplay? Tedious. Battles feel more like a chore than the epic showdowns they should be. And don’t get me started on the bugs. At one point, I got stuck in a tree. Yes, a tree. My mighty warrior, reduced to a literal **** short, if you’re looking for a game that lives up to the Dragon Age legacy, keep looking. This one is better left in the Forbidden Oasis. 3 out of 10 stars.

When trying to be edgy ends up ****. The art is interesting when you look at it with the corner of your left eye when drunk and shaking your head. My rating: Gargle some Drano instead. My cat's rating: yellow puke in your shoes.

Runs like **** on a mid-range GPU. No reason for this, graphics are ordinary. I get it: it's not an action game, but how can I appreciate a game when going around is not fun?

Got it free on Playstation Plus. I Still want a refund of my time. I normally refuse to give a working game a zero but this one actively achieved to piss me off.