BuzzRooster

Beautiful, funny, emotional, romantic film. The attention to detail is worth mentioning - it is everywhere: in the characters’ lines, posters on the walls, brochures, clothes, etc. And overall, the movie has no empty dialogue or throwaway scenes. The acting is great, and the humor works too. The feeling after watching it is like you have just read a good novel.

The only good thing is a couple of recognizable MK2 locations. As a TV show, this might have been less awful, but garbage CGI, **** fights, terrible acting, and an insanely dumb plot are not big-screen level.

Where did the $250 million go? Half the movie is in a boat, half in one room, plus an alley and a wooden horse. Scylla, Charybdis, and the sirens look like free AI. The script is painfully dumb. The casting is just as bad: everyone can be Greek here except actual Greeks, so instead of ancient Greece it feels like the outskirts of Los Angeles in cosplay armor.