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Great storytelling however dad always dies. It is a death sentence. Love live Kenny.

Thank you Telltale for finally not killing Clem's father figure in this game. Much appreciated.

This is my review of the hit game "Telltale's The Walking Dead". I don't have much to say about it. It is the culmination of a studio making 3 connecting stories and a new studio coming in and somewhat butchering it. The only the super positive thing I can say about this season, is continuing the character growth of Clem and how far she came from the small kid you met in season 1 to the somewhat badass Zombie killer she is in this game. Due to her amazing growth, this is the only reason why I rated this game as high as I did. If it wasn't for her, this game would have gotten a 0 because because this entire situation could have been prevented If she just went back to the previous town (Richmond) after rescuing AJ. Instead the writers decided that Clem doesn't need happiness and deserved more pain. Love live the dog, Rosie

So this game is about my old crystal girlfriend that goes into the future to do things, however I dont really know why. All I remember it that you can use the funny chickens against Kyle the apparat antagonist . There is a cat like creature that follows you around the ENTIRE GAME that is super annoying and yet is so important to the story that i completely forget him while writing this review. A Yuna lookalike died like 20 times in the game which most of them were very, very preventable while you just kind of stood by and watched it happen. Very cool game, very cool. Also something to note, Snow still likes 15 year old girl which is kinda weird. And the Shopkeeper is a Chicken Lady (I feel like should be noted). And for some reason Hope is basically King which is the compete opposite of the first game which I appreciate that the writers went out of there way to do a full 180 on his character to make me like him (He may or may not a hat now but I won't spoil you.) The best part of the game was you can gamble on some chickens which is very innovative. Would rate higher if it had more cute girls. Not just the same cute girl who died 30 times. Kyle didn't deserve that at the end. He was simply misunderstood and he only wanted what was best for

I would give this game a 10/10 If Hope was not a pathetic whiny little **** boy and Vanille actually contributed to the story and plot other the being one of the several crystal girlfriends that one time. Otherwise Underrated Final Fantasy Game.

Good song, only reason why i gets a 2. What is this game even about? And what the H*** happened to MR Edgelord boss guy. he said he will be back and then kind of leaves presently. Please to better Sega.

Look, All I wanted to do was take over the galaxy like a normal teenager. However for some damn reason, those damn turtle people wont leave me the hell alone. I never did anything to you. We even made an alliance and then you betrayed me. We were supposed to enslave the jellyfish people together and now we will never know. Mark my words, I will end your Civilization.

Tears of the kingdom, more like tear in my eyes when I play this... Gottem (True though, its not a very fun game, it is quite boring and the game has terrible framerate 3/4 of the time felt the game was empty alot of the time despite open world and the puzzles were mediocre at best. I miss the old Zelda games when they were actually fun to play)

Hot girls play volleyball with boob jiggle physics. would rate higher if it had 1 handed mode.

Hot girls play volleyball with boob jiggle physics. would rate higher if it had 1 handed mode.

WTF is this game anyways. All you do is ride around on a horse and climb giant stone monsters and stab them with a pointy sword. I do not understand. What makes this game worse is that there is no cute girls. You would think if the creators wanted this game to sell more, they would try to appeal to the average player. They all want cute girls, everyone knows this.

Grand Theft Auto V??? More like Real life Simulator am I right fellas??????

I never would have thought out of every game, that this would be the one to awaken something inside of me. I know this supposed to be a horror game, but it would do much better if it was a different genre of game if you know what I mean. I mean have you seen these killers??? WOWZA I would let them tear me up in a heartbeat

This game is revolutionizing, They have never made a game like this before. The only downfall of this game is that I dont like having a cute girl (which is my wife to be) being put in horrifying situations... 7/10

This is a game where you play the game to advance the game ahead so you can do more stuff in the game. This is a Cruel Cycle that should be destroyed

--> Pro's: * Fun side scroller Adventure game * Easy to Learn the controls * Good Story --> Cons * YOU'RE A FEMALE??? I THOUGHT I WAS A FANCY ROBOT THING

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS TRASH! SERIOUSLY, I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE LOVE THIS GAME. IF I WANTED TO PLAY A WAIFU SIMULATOR, I WOULD PLAY ANY OTHER GAME, LITERALLY ANY OTHER GAME. EVEN pga GOLF IS BETTER THEN THIS CRAP. MY WAIFU'S DONT ACT THIS WAY.

My kids love this game. Better then Call of Duty. Bring in Leia's slave costume. More Wookie's. Add R2D2 simulator

Perfect Dark is amazing, i really enjoy playing against the CPU bots, but 1 thing... F*** Purple. The Farsight is by far the best weapon in the game. It is so good and efficient at shooting that the game practically plays itself. Any person who disagrees with this assessment that i have provided adequate proof of shall be uninvited to my birthday party. Which would be a shame because i am going to have a bouncy castle, On a side note, the game has no boob jiggle physics. and those pointy pyramids are stationary while moving which is extremely unrealistic.

Just look at source film maker... You will thank me later... Make sure you get parents permission

Mario 64 has aged incredibly well. This game revolutionised gaming: the first Mario 3d platformer. And what a good game it was! I really enjoyed getting all 128 stars (twice because I loved the game so much). Despite the n64's controller (remember it?) The controls were actually good, and the different levels are varied have just the right difficulty. Although my favorite game is Dead or Alive Paradise (which I have finished 4 times due to the hot girls playing volleyball and incredible and realistic Boob jiggle physics...) this game is the best n64 game and an incredible Mario game.

This game has everything you could ever ask for. Breaking into other peoples property's, stealing food from children and generally destroying things as the burger king himself. The only thing this game game is missing to bring it above a 10/10 is being able to spy on kids parents doing "the nasty" while the sneak king is peaking from behind the door. This is the best stealth game i have ever played and i've almost beaten Mario Bros 3

Um what can I say, This game is the Epidemy of first person shooters. Playing as a hot chick who also is pretty hot (And i mean UNBELIEVABLY HOT) in a cyber-punk futuristic setting which is always a treat. Yes.. it is.... Going from taking down large corporations to hunting down aliens is always a treat. And Joanna's surly voice makes me... MEEEOOOWWWW! Best game 10/10. Would rate higher if it had X-Rated Scenes is always a treat

They made my girl "Tifas" breast smaller. this is an outrage! I will not be purchasing this game because of its lack of staying faithful with the original. BTW, Stan says Hi

Hot girls play volleyball with boob jiggle physics. would rate higher if it had 1 handed mode.

There is a Hot Lady with a big ax who kills worm. 10/10 What more can you ask for