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SummaryWriter-Director Hal Hartley takes a humorous and satirical look at a society concerned only with instant gratification and voyeuristic sensationalism. (MGM)

Directed By:Hal Hartley

Written By:Hal Hartley

No Such Thing

Metascore
Generally Unfavorable
36
User score
Generally Favorable
7.6
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Metascore
Generally Unfavorable
36
5% Positive
1 Review
67% Mixed
14 Reviews
29% Negative
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70
Washington Post
The movie is not exactly an upper, but Hartley fans won't want to miss the latest creation of this consistently intelligent director.
50
Christian Science Monitor
Less an American product than an international escapade, it's the kind of pigeonhole-resisting romp that Hollywood too rarely provides.
50
San Francisco Chronicle
An uneasy mixture of tragedy, satire, monster yarn and David Cronenberg creepiness, No Such Thing can't decide what it wants to be or how it needs to get there.
42
Entertainment Weekly
Hartley is trapped between sincerity and mock sincerity, and that all but dooms a filmmaker to slipping through the cracks.
40
Rolling Stone
Does he (Hartley) succeed? Not with a movie this plodding, peevish and gimmicky. Is it fun to watch him try? Me, I'll take failed ambition over hack efficiency any day.
25
Chicago Sun-Times
No Such Thing is inexplicable, shapeless, dull. It doesn't even rise to entertaining badness.
10
Variety
Deadly dull in stretches, and just plain embarrassing in others.
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User score
Generally Favorable
7.6
75% Positive
9 Ratings
17% Mixed
2 Ratings
8% Negative
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Dec 15, 2023
10
beswooned
[SPOILER ALERT: This review contains spoilers.]
Nov 28, 2012
10
OneVoice
This is possibly my favorite movie ever. It's not for everyone, but if you like unique, intelligent, creative, engaging films you better not pass up on this one. Don't go into it with expectations of some Hollywood-esqe experience, this is a very different creature. I almost never watch movies more than once, but I have a desire to watch this movie pretty much annually. If you like this movie, check out other films by Hal Hartley (Henry Fool, Book of Life, etc). I've never seen one I haven't been impressed with.
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