15
Do not play, look at, or even think about this mangled wreck of a strategy game.
20
Do not buy this game. See, if it had been made with solid controls, a plot that was intriguing, vastly improved visuals, stable gameplay, and a host of other elements, Stalin vs. Martians could have been one of those guilty pleasures that would've turned the game into a cult classic. As it stands now, there's practically no redeeming value or reason to play this game.
52
Clearly, Stalin vs. Martians is a game to skip, even at the under $20 price point that it’s starting with.
10
I’m going back in to see you in about a week and then I’ll come over to you to see what
10
melhor do que The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time merecia nota 100 subestimado
10
great game interesting gameplay and great story . i had a lot of fun playing it .in my opinion this game is must have for every pc user
Stalin vs. Martians
Released On:
Apr 29, 2009
Metascore
Generally Unfavorable
25
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Mixed or Average
5.5
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52
Clearly, Stalin vs. Martians is a game to skip, even at the under $20 price point that it’s starting with.
30
It's a shame what lies behind the giggles is so weak. [July 2009, p.76]
User score
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49% Positive
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Nov 19, 2025
10
I’m going back in to see you in about a week and then I’ll come over to you to see what
Oct 26, 2023
10
melhor do que The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time merecia nota 100 subestimado
30
The bottom line is that if this game is parody, then it's a great concept executed in a somewhat middling way, and if it's intended to be fun on its own merits then it's just a bad game. A terrible one actually.
20
The worst game we’ve ever reviewed, and that’s being generous.
20
Charming idea met with terrible execution, deep fried in repetitive, unresponsive gameplay, more bugs than an ant farm and served with constant, nonsensical lag.
15
Do not play, look at, or even think about this mangled wreck of a strategy game.
0
Everything about this game is poor - control, AI, graphics, missions - just about any game aspect you can think of, Stalin vs. Martians butchers it. This one is best left to fans of Stalin or of the planet Mars ... just kidding.
May 19, 2020
10
great game interesting gameplay and great story . i had a lot of fun playing it .in my opinion this game is must have for every pc user
Sep 15, 2019
10
Jogo muito bom jogo muito bom jogo muito bom jogo muito bom jogo muito bom jogo muito bom jogo muito bom
May 21, 2019
10
After 10 years, i can say that this game is awesome and no game could be this funny as this one.
Oct 13, 2015
10
This game is perfect, a masterpiece even. The games story is one of the best even revolutionary the ending is spectacular. such great character development and the art is even better. The game has comedy and action the mix has been done perfectly the only reason why the critics dislike the game is because they were not given stack loads of cash by the developers like other game companies.
Jun 28, 2011
0
Okay, I believe a little quote from their official website can do the trick here. "The fact that such game exists is quite an event. It doesn't really matter what's behind the name or if the game is playable at all. The concept is enough. Simply makes your brain explode" Got that? Simply put, the developers admitted that this isn't a game. This isn't something that is playable. This is a mere concept. Sorry man, I'm not paying for a concept, I'm paying for a game. And a concept won't receive any points, a game will.
SummaryStalin vs. Martians, as the name suggests, is a game both absolutely ridiculous and over-the-top. Fun and accessible, it takes a simple arcade-like approach to the genre of real-time strategy. The player controls the Red Army as it defends Earth from the Martian Invasion of 1942, the highly classified military operation which even today ... Read More
