waffleganger

I can’t do it. I CANT DO IT. I’m over four hours into this game and it’s still holding my hand like a five year old. I have just two things to say: “Video Games Chronicle”, who gaveZA a perfect 100, is absolutely devoid of journalistic integrity. There’s no way that anyone without payment or being seeking of attention, could possibly have looked at this half-baked entry and give it a perfect score. There is no life in the city - be it people, cars, buildings, everyone is standing around. If they are moving, it’s back and forth in fixed positions. The third wild zone in this game, a perfect circle, and the children running around it can be seen jittering, incapable of running said circle. VGC, absolute shame on you. This is my first and hopefully last time hearing of you. Second, how many entries into this series before I’m asked, “hey, have you played one of these before?” Spare me several hours of grueling dialogue, I’m starting to eat my own eyebrows in impatience.

An absolute joy to play, has gameplay better than Pokémon could ever have… but the framerate is abysmal, with seemingly no intentions of getting it fixed.