I went into this movie with zero expectations — I just wanted to switch my brain off and have some fun. Holy hell, I never thought it was possible for something this utterly **** to actually get made and released.There isn’t a single character who’s even remotely interesting or likable. Not one. I usually love weird, stupid, over-the-top humor in movies, but even that couldn’t save this thing from being mind-numbingly boring from start to finish. I honestly think you need to be brainded to like this.
This film is utter garbage. I regret every minute spent watching it; I wish I had never started. It feels like the creators have nothing but contempt for their audience, demonstrating a complete lack of concern for the incoherent disaster they delivered
This movie is complete garbage, terribly made. I couldn’t get through a single dialogue without cringing. Come on, it’s 2025, and we’re still dealing with cartoonish villains, a brain-dead plot, and pointless nonsense. I’m fluent in Russian, and the Russian voice lines were painful to hear.
I actually don't get what people mean when they talk about something unique in this movie; I didn't see anything like that. All the praisers must have lost their minds a little. The characters are poor, and the story is poor, but I can't say I got bored or anything. I had fun; I had a good time. The movie has a lot of problems, but I don't mind. The ending is pure joy. Who says an ending must scare you? I laughed, but I don't think it's bad at all.
Saraband is one of those movies which can make you feel something deep. It’s touching and warm, pulling you into a story of tangled family ties and raw emotions through intense, honest dialogue. It was a pleasure to watch, leaving you thinking about love and life long after the credits roll.
I watched Lemming, and overall, I liked it more than I didn't. It was tense at times, and occasionally it felt like a dream — or maybe a dog's dream — surreal and slightly off.What worked best for me was the emotional impact. The movie managed to make me feel something, and that’s always a good sign.What didn’t work so well was the symbolism. Some of it just felt too forced or even stupid — but maybe that’s just me.
The most stupid Alien movie I have ever seen. I've seen them all. The level of idiocy is beyond all limits. Ridley wanted the new Star Wars but got Star Dementia.
28 Years Later – What the Actual Hell Is This?This isn’t a sequel — it’s a goddamn joke.They had years to come up with something meaningful. Instead, we get this incoherent, soulless, wannabe-zombie flick that tosses everything good about the originals straight into the **** Andy. No Jim. No **** tension. No slow-burn dread. Just dumb new characters, dumb new rules, and freaking crawlers that look like they escaped from a rejected Resident Evil **** virus doesn’t even matter anymore — it’s just an excuse for action scenes and "shocking" deaths. And the atmosphere? Gone. Completely replaced with generic, over-produced **** waited nearly three decades for a worthy continuation? Too bad. This thing spits in your face and asks for a tip.
At times, it was tense and engaging. The acting was solid, and the story a bit above average. Even the bloody, messy, and downright stupid ending didn’t make me want to stop watching
While watching it, I didn't feel any emotion — neither from the fights nor from the characters. It's an average movie. If it didn’t have big names like Jackie Chan, it would probably rate below a 5.
