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Aside from being one of the biggest wastes of time video games you could possibly play, Overwatch is anything but fun. With horribly balanced heroes and maps that share the same make up, the game is basically boring. Say you wish to try your hand at competitive; maybe test your skills with people of similar talent? Well good luck. Overwatch has a nasty habit of pairing you with other players that are multiple levels of prestige higher than you. Additionally, since the newest update, winning your ten games is equivalent to not even playing the game. Someone who wins 7 or 8 out of their games has the same chance of being ranked with players who have only won one. All-in-all, Overwatch is a poor excuse for an FPS with Blizzard once again trying to hop on the band wagon of popular game genres (I'm looking at you Heroes of the Storm) with basically what you could call a poor man's Team Fortress 2. Thanks Blizzard for once again setting the bar so low, we knock our heads on the way out of uninstalling the game.

Can you see? The sun is shinin' on me. It makes me feel so free, so alive! It makes me want to survive! And the sky, it makes me feel so high, The bad times pass me by 'cause today is gonna be a brighter day! Can you feel the sunshine? Does it brighten up your day? Don't you feel that sometimes You just need to run away? Reach out for the sunshine Forget about the rain Just think about the good times And they will come back again Feel the sunshine... Without you, there's nothing for me to do Can you feel the sunshine, too? It's comin' through; it makes me feel brand new When you're here, I wish you were always near 'cause everything's so clear And today is gonna be a brighter day Can you feel the sunshine? Does it brighten up your day? (Brighten up your day...) Don't you feel that sometimes You just need to run away? Reach out for the sunshine Forget about the rain Just think about the good times And they will come back again When the sun goes down I feel like I am waiting For another day When the clouds go away Can you feel it? Ooh-hoo... Can you feel it? Oh... Can you feel it? Oh... Can you feel it? Can you feel the sunshine? Does it brighten up your day? (Brighten up your day...) Don't you feel that sometimes We just need to run away? Reach out for the sunshine Forget about the rain Just think about the good times And they will come back again [piano, percussion bridge] Can you feel the sunshine? Does it brighten up your day? (Brighten up your day...) Don't you feel that sometimes You just need to run away? (You just need to run away...) Reach out for the sunshine Forget about the rain Just think about the good times And they will come back again Can you feel the sunshine? (Can you feel it?) Does it brighten up your day? (Brighten up your day...) Don't you feel that sometimes We just need to run away? (Need to run away...) Reach out for the sunshine (Reach out...) Forget about the rain Just think about the good times And they will come back again Whoa-oh-oh-oh... Brighten up your day... You just need to run away... Reach out, you gotta reach out... Come back again... You gotta reach out...

Madden NFL 2017 is a genre defining title from the great minds over at EA. With an all new up to date roster and the inclusion of play making "special moves," Madden will have sports fans holding on to the edge of their seats.

I want to be the best there ever was To beat all the rest, yeah that's my cause Electrode, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankey Venusaur, Rattata, Fearow, Pidgey Seaking, Jolteon, Dragonite, Gastly Ponyta, Vaporeon, Poliwrath, Butterfree Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all Pokemon! I'll search across the land, look far and wide Release from my hand the power that's inside Venomoth, Poliwag, Nidorino, Golduck Ivysaur, Grimer, Victreebel, Moltres Nidoking, Farfetch'd, Abra, Jigglypuff Kingler, Rhyhorn, Clefable, Wigglytuff Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon! Zubat, Primeape, Meowth, Onix Geodude, Rapidash, Magneton, Snorlax Gengar, Tangela, Goldeen, Spearow Weezing, Seel, Gyarados, Slowbro Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeah! Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeah! Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon! Kabuto, Persian, Paras, Horsea Raticate, Magnemite, Kadabra, Weepinbell Ditto, Cloyster, Caterpie, Sandshrew Bulbasaur, Charmander, Golem, Pikachu At least one hundred and fifty or more to see To be a Pokemon master is my destiny! Alakazam, Doduo, Venonat, Machoke Kangaskhan, Hypno, Electabuzz, Flareon Blastoise, Poliwhirl, Oddish, Drowzee Raichu, Nidoqueen, Bellsprout, Starmie "Woo! We're at the halfway point, doing great so far" "We? What's all this 'we' stuff? I'm doing all the hard work!" "Breaktime's over, here we go!" Metapod, Marowak, Kakuna, Clefairy Dodrio, Seadra, Vileplume, Krabby Lickitung, Tauros, Weedle, Nidoran Machop, Shellder, Porygon, Hitmonchan Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeah! Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeah! Articuno, Jynx, Nidorina, Beedrill Haunter, Squirtle, Chansey (Pokemon) Parasect, Exeggcute, Muk, Dewgong Pidgeotto, Lapras, Vulpix, Rhydon At least one hundred and fifty or more to see To be a Pokemon master is my destiny! Charizard, Machamp, Pinsir, Koffing Dugtrio, Golbat, Staryu, Magikarp Ninetales, Ekans, Omastar Scyther, Tentacool, Dragonair, Magmar "Whoa, catch your breath man, shake out those lips" "It's downhill from here, just 24 more to go" "Now it gets tricky, so listen real good" Sandslash, Hitmonlee, Psyduck, Arcanine Eevee, Exeggutor, Kabutops, Zapdos Dratini, Growlithe, Mr. Mime, Cubone Graveler, Voltorb, Gloom "We're almost home!" Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeow! Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, huaw! Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon! Charmeleon, Wartortle Mewtwo, Tentacruel, Aerodactyl Omanyte, Slowpoke Pidgeot, Arbok That's all folks! Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all (oowww) Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all (oowww) Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon!

This game is terrible. It crashed after I punched my computer. 0/10, big boys gotta eat (estus soup). Praise the sun and what not. Git gud kids.

Coke or Pepsi. Sprite or Ginger Ale. This game answers the age old question of: "if I had ten minutes of free time, would I make a soda drinking simulator?" The answer my friends, lies in this game. This masterpiece of the modern era defied my expectations one after another. Drink a soda on that hill? Be my guest. Drink a soda in space? Bring your helmet and jam that can down your throat. This game gave me hours of entertainment and I'm looking forward to a soda drinker two in the future.

Rat chef was really a mixed bag of spaghetti for me. Personally I like making the meatballs first but then a guy killed a man with his thumb so that's a pretty cool I guess.

Gotta say I got really buzzy with this beeutiful game. With stinging gameplay and an unbeelievably amazzzzing soundtrack, Maya the bee game is one for the ages.

Drake and Josh is like a good anime. It gives you your main plot line (that being the show itself), and the creators are nice enough to give you a couple of OVAs. This is one of those long forgotten yet still beautifully created OVAs. Not once did I leave the edge of my seat going through each wonderfully crafted level, reading dialogue after dialogue of Drake's hilariously perfect antics. This is not just a game. It's a masterpiece. Props to you THQ for creating one of my favorite games of all time.

Like most, Bad Rats: The Rats Revenge somehow found its way into my steam library, and of course I had to start it up. What transpired next was what I could only describe as transcendental crisis in the form of a schizophrenic seizure in which I experienced the infernal machine we have come to know as our divine being. In his speech to me I saw the universe as it was created and Bad Rats was at its center; each level playing out before me, all of the logarithms it was created with designing the very structure of the world around us. It was a decent game. 0/10