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Jan 26, 2024
Seal Electric Railway0
Jan 26, 2024
SEAL FANS DO NOT PURCHASE!!!! Incredibly disturbing and dissapointing game. You purchase this game expecting a sweet, fun and light-hearted experience about driving around different seals while keeping your balance to avoid the seal passengers falling out In reality, you're a competitive train company, who's rivaling with other seal transportation companies, who try to sabotage you by sending KILLER WHALES (!!!) to shake the train and cause them to fall off the already shaky machine into the water to ultimately be eaten. If that's not bad enough, they try to sabotage you in other ways such as drilling holes into the unstable and unsafe railway and more!!! If you think this is the worst part, remember you're driving around different kinds of seals, who represent different age groups (children/school child seal, adult seals, sumo seals,...) and all those individual seal groups have agonizing and terrifying screams when they fall of the rails!! The adult seal screams are so bad, I have no idea how anyone could bear listening to this for more than 5 minutes! How this is rated for ages 3+ is criminal!! I'm an adult who enjoys media and games with seals. Seeing those poor helpless seals who want to go on with their day by going to school, going to work, going to eat to a restaurant with their seal families, fall into the void ocean to be ultimately eaten by their greatest predators, which has been caused by pure cooperal greed is already horrible enough for me, I can't imagine a poor innocent child who is enthusiastic about sea mammals seeing this! I couldn't imagine any parent being able to listen to those poor seals scream for hours either! It's horrible and incredibly discomforting when you're already stressed enough trying to keep the train stable with your own hands (literally motion control). Where is the fun in this? It's also almost impossible to keep all the seals on board since you get constantly sabotaged by the killers whales who try their best to murder your passengers! This game has such a unique and silly concept, but got ruined by a cruel feature that takes away any innocent and pure joy one would experience playing something designed for any ages. Games are supposed to be an escape or a joyous activity in your free time. Who wants to spend their time constantly feeling like they're the reason some innocent sealbros get eaten by apex predators because some game company is incapable of thinking of different ways to make the game more challenging? What a waste of pixels and money this truly is! 3 dollars is way too much! This could've been great! It could've been fun, sweet and unique. Instead, you feel like there's nothing you can do to prevent natures cruel reality from occurring in a game designed for little kids. Don't let your children play this, don't let your adults play this. Just don't play this. There's better games you can invest your money in that don't involve baby and adult seals screaming in excruciating pain from falling to their death.
Nintendo Switch