NewWorldCritic

When I bought this game a year ago, they claimed Early Access and Early Access only would not have access to 32 bit systems. Apparently now they're saying 32 bit never will. Now I have a worthless 30 dollar piece of crap sitting in my library. Way to lie and cheat your way into extra money, devs. Maybe this is a good thing because apparently the game **** anyways.

Guacamelee is hilarious, challenging, and worth $15. Guacamelee: STCE mixes platforming and puzzle elements to make this brutal game. You play as Juan or Tostada, and run around kicking undead gluteus maximi. You'll pass a series of challenging tests using powers gained from statues; statues that you break, statues owned by a goat man. Some of these amazing abilities include Pollo Power, Goat Fly, and even Dashing Derpderp. The game is a platformer, so make sure you are willing to play in a 2D environment. Run around, break chests, and kill things; that's the fun - oh, and all the hilarity and cameos. I've seen references to Goat Simulator, VVVVVV, Binding of Isaac, N+, Castle Crashers, and more. I guess I have to mention the cons. The only problem is I can't really think of any. Perhaps the game could be longer, but I got it while it was free, so I'll live. Really, this game is close to flawless. It's worth 15 dollars, and DEFINETLY worth being free. Overall, anyone who has the patience to accept death a few times on the harder obstacles should get this. Good job, devs. This is a true piece of art.

How do I describe 2014's apparent "game of the year" (according to Microsoft)? How do I describe Microsoft's "Xbox One seller"? How do I describe my once last hope for the next generation industry? Here's how: Generic. Lackluster. Overhyped. Boring. Titanfall isn't 2014's GOTY; if anything, it's the biggest disappointment. Titanfall is nothing short of your average CoD-grade (not good, by the way) that is devoid of content and appeal. You'll play it a good day, and then your interest will simply melt away. Titanfall is lacking of everything they needed: an addiction factor, a good amount of content, and an actual campaign. Although Titanfall has MANY flaws, to be fair, let's look at the pros. The graphics are extraordinary and gripping, and maybe the best thing the game has to offer. The multiplayer is fun for a short while, but soon becomes the same thing over and over again until it's quite literally a grind where the player feels obliged to play, rather than want to. The titan idea is new and unique, but ideas only get you so far. The game's lack of content (excluding maps) is one of the major issues. A heavy lack of weapons, perks, and abilities makes every player similar to another. Now yes, I know their reasoning for not having a campaign. However, I think it's a stupid reason. A campaign would add greatly needed playing time to the game. Overall, Titanfall is disappointing. It hasn't lived up to its expectations, and I doubt it ever will.