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Apr 13, 2017
Graceful Explosion Machine
2
User ScoreMrFoxhound
Apr 13, 2017
Here's another awful game preying on the Switch's lack **** library. You want a boring game where you go around the same screen over and over and over again until your eyes bleed, this is it! The developers use looping stages as though it was some kind of awesome feature, but it's just laziness. The music is non-existent in this game and the enemy variety will make you rip your hair out in frustration. You get 4 weapons that are all pooled into the same energy meter, then you get a basic blaster weapon, that also has its own energy bar! Why?! How dumb. Why would your basic shot have an energy meter. You have to spend just as much time out maneuvering the enemies in this game as you do actually firing on them. And these are the cheapest enemies around. Like the enemy that clings to the wall and fires off an arm that goes the entire length of the screen, or the classic enemy that explodes and gets smaller as you keep shooting it. The worst part is that the enemies are only killed by your weapons. There isn't any splash damage from other explosions. So that enemy that gets smaller and smaller as you destroy it, eventually spawns a glowing red explosive variety that zooms after you, blow it up and it creates a vast explosion ring that only hurts you and does no damage to any other enemy. This game also doesn't shy away from giving you way more on screen than you can handle. There are 4 planets in the game and each planet has 9 levels and each level is broken down into 3 phases, except for warp levels, we'll talk about those later. Each phase has a set amount of enemies you have to kill before moving on. Die in a phase and you go back to the beginning of that phase instead of just respawning then and there. Die in the first phase and you may as well just start over, trust me. Then you have the warp levels, the 9th level of each planet. These levels have no phases, just an octagon plastered on the wall of the caves you are in that glows from section to section as you kill enemies. Almost done filling up the light on the octagon and you die? Right back to the beginning of the level with you. This level you should definitely just restart if you die. If you like score attack games, then you'll probably like this. If you like frustrating games with too many enemies and weapons that always have you at a disadvantage vs your enemies, then you'll definitely like this. Just because you're starving for games on the Switch doesn't mean that this is a good buy for $10. Keep your cash and just play more Zelda instead.
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Nintendo Switch
Apr 13, 2017
Mr. Shifty
1
User ScoreMrFoxhound
Apr 13, 2017
This game is garbage. Start to finish it's terrible. The game throws tons of enemies at you and demands that you kill them all to move on. The checkpoint system is a complete joke. You have to redo entire rooms WHEN you die, and you will die a lot because of how cheap this game is. The final level is even worse than the rest of the game because instead of going through a door and getting a checkpoint, the door dissolves and you are forced to do an entire two room area over and over again as the entire building shifts around you. Whichever one of the developers thought it would be awesome to put so few weapons in the game and doesn't allow the player to use the guns strewn about everywhere, stop making games. Now. Just stop. I want my $15 back for this game. It's terrible. You may be hurting for games to play on the Switch, but skip this game, unless you enjoy just wasting money, even then I would just take the money outside and throw it into the wind instead of spending it on this. In the end, you'll have just as much value for the money spent. Waste of money; waste of time. Terrible, terrible game.
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