DefeatedTodd

Dragon Ball Fusions is one of the best games of all time. The gameplay is engaging, the story is surprisingly good for a Dragon Ball spinoff game, and the fusions bring forth amazing designs. The customization of the player character is quite in-depth, being able to create any character from any franchise, similar to the character creators of the Fallout games. All-in-all, amazing entry into the top Dragon Ball games, and I would love to see a sequel to the game eventually.

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Minecraft, an amazing sandbox game all about creating and surviving. I bought the 3DS version, because of how much I've heard about it. For instance, I've heard how bad the controls are, and it being on the 3DS is the reason. You have to have your hands in a crab formation, and that is not comfortable. And on top of that, you cannot change the controls. Another problem is the amount of content. Instead of keeping the 3DS version up to date with the other old console versions, it has a map bigger than old console versions, and is stuck at the update that introduced the Woodland Mansion. Every other old console version is at the Aquatic Update. The 3DS version should have never gotten a bigger map. But that is all satiated by what happened while I was playing the game. When I first booted it up, and started a world, I noticed something... strange... I saw a forest without leaves, I saw a small sand pyramid.... I saw a 2x1 tunnel. I decided, "what the heck" and went into the tunnel. As I continued down this tunnel, I heard the player damage noise periodically... and at the end of the tunnel.... WAS HEROBRINE!? But something was off... and that something... WERE HIS CLOTHES!!!! HIS **** WAS OUT!!! AND HE WAS BECKONING ME TO COME CLOSER TO HIM!!! So, I came closer to him, and then the game said to look behind me... AND SUDDENLY HEROBRINE, COMPLETELY NAKED, IS ON MY BED!!!!! And of course, not to disappoint him, I take off all my clothes and hop in bed with him. We then proceeded to have the most aggressive and sweaty sex that could ever happen. I am STILL recovering from the sex, and it's been over a MONTH since. I have wondered ever since, if I went back to Minecraft 3DS, and went back to the tunnel, would Herobrine have sex with me again? I hope so. 10/10.

Dragon Ball Legends, the second Dragon Ball Gacha game created for mobile devices, the one before being Dragon Ball Z: Dokkan Battle. Dragon Ball Legends boasts good looking visuals and animations, spanning across the entire Dragon Ball franchise. However, recent releases have showed that the developers care very little for the well being of their players, particularly players who do not spend money on the game. During the 5th anniversary, two units on release broke the meta, those being Goku and Frieza, and Ultra rarity Super Saiyan God SS Vegito. On release, Goku and Frieza recieved a buff- one that they did not need- that increased their power exponentially. Goku and Frieza, being the first tag unit to have two different colors, purple and blue, rather than the usual color and reverse of that color. Goku and Frieza's main thing is their Rising Rush counter. When their unique gauge has any amount in it, they will nullify the rising rush that is sent their way. The rising rush is a powerful tool, and being able to switch in Goku and Frieza as soon as it's used, is incredibly annoying. However, compared to Ultra Vegito Blue, Goku and Frieza look like saints. Ultra Vegito Blue, or UVB, has several powerful tools in his kit that makes him a must run for most top players who don't want other people having at least a little fun. The three most defining features of UVB's kit, are his Ultimate, his Special Skill, and his dodge removal. When UVB first enters the battlefield he removes the dodge bar of the current attacking character. Then, UVB is free to your character if you don't switch out. But what if you couldn't switch out? Green Majin Buu (Good) has an affect where when he enters the field, the opponent cannot switch out, and that lasts for a couple counts, which is plenty enough of counts for UVB to switch in and kill the character because he has infinite combos. However, Majin Buu (Good) leaves your opponents cards intact, still giving them a chance to counter your attempts at attack. That's where the recent LF Perfect Cell, which on death, explodes, dealing damage to all of your opponent's characters, along with preventing them from switching AND destroying all their cards, which leaves them open for any attack UVB has for them, and they fit together too because they both have the Future tag. Next up is his Green Card, which is a counter that counters both strike and blast attacks, including taps. If they just so happen to tap across the entire field, and you use his green card, that's a free blue card because every time the counter connects, it gives you a special move card. And now we come to UVB's Ultimate, one of the worst things added to Dragon Ball Legends. When used, it prevents switching and nullifies endurance. When it hits, a special "Arts Action" button appears, which is basically just tapping on the screen a bunch of times for more damage. After tapping it a bunch, it deals damage to all your opponent's characters, along with destroying all their cards. You can see how that ****. However, that isn't even the worst aspect of Dragon Ball Legends. The worst aspect is that it's a gacha game. And I got **** SHAFTED ON THE ULTRA SUPER GOGETA BANNER DURING THE 5TH ANNIVERSARY AND HE'S NEVER GONNA COME BACK. **** YOU DRAGON BALL LEGENDS. EXPECT YOUR ASSETS BEING ROBBED. 0/10

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