Stop trying to make the embodiment of the atomic bomb a good guy. he is nothing more than a menace to society. I defrosted a 50 billion year old caveman and got him to play this game and he just gave me this look of utter hatred and disgust
I cannot get into this garbage heap no matter how hard I try. Gunplay is absolutely horrendous but that's to be expected by Bethesda. Characters are uninteresting zombies devoid of any personality like come the **** on I'm trying to get invested and you give me this??? Wowee
I grew up as a prototype 2 kid much like everyone else but there is always that vocal minority that absolutely hates it and preferred the first one. I thought “wow, a game better than prototype 2? Sign me up” I played it and it was absolutely horse ****. I cannot go two seconds into a mission without getting bombarded by **** helicopters piloted by a depressed dolphin who’s wife is getting railed by a big black man and is probably mad about it too since he fires so many rockets at Alex’s big PS2 looking ahh head. Speaking of which Alex is a mouth breathing, unsympathetic moron who can’t perform basic tasks to save his own life. Every time I try to lock on to a cuckold in a tank it instead locks on to the **** king of England AND HES IN **** LONDON. And since it’s a late 2000’s game he also has amnesia (how **** original). The powers also **** ****, the armour form is useless and overrated the only positive is that it’s looks more intimidating than regular emo creepypasta **** alex. **** prototype the second one is better
Thank you Xbox for making me buy this garbage when I was high. I was left curled up and crying in my room for the rest of the night because it was so ugly and scary
You play as a nameless loser that gets **** killed out of nowhere by shrek 2 looking ass character models. Why are their gloves like that? don't their fingers get cold?
The only good halo game in my eyes. No flood, No soy, No slow ass movements its just no nonsense quality with an excellent story. For bungies last game in the series before pissing off to destiny they really hit it out of the park
This is ok at best. It added a lot of cool features like duel wielding, a usable energy sword and being able to play as the covenant. But much like every mainline halo it gets worse halfway through where its just nothing but the flood
I hate how slow your character moves, I swear its even slower than ce and 2. The story is very soy which makes sense since this was supposed to be the last one in the series so they make it as soy as possible. Since they sacked the elites this time in favour of the brutes the game just becomes ten times easier because their shields don't regenerate. Anything that ends the game quicker is a plus for me
Its really soy, all I think about when I play this is soy. Maybe because every soy youtuber and their soy grandmother uses the **** soundtrack as background music for some mysterious reason. Only play this if you're a kid I guess
The perfect sequel to a really **** game. I love how they prioritise fast paced action over the lacklustre horror aspect of the original. Perfect game all around
They didn't even try with this one because they know that nintendo fans would buy anything that has nintendo on it. nothing but recycled content and generic set pieces we've seen time and time again. It's only good when you play with friends because you can piss them off really hard over a **** mario game
This and sonic cd are prime examples of what I want in games, a fun time travel mechanic that ads way more content than a massive **** off gta map could ever dream of. It has the best story, the only game where I actually care about the characters and what they're going through especially the villain. This game could not have been made today because of how **** nintendo has become
Better replay value than the classics with the downside of having it too alienating for newcomers. Zero's combo mechanic is a major upgrade from X4 and I love how they continue to perfect his combat style with later entries. The two new armour sets are completely useless and you can beat the game without it no problem
I love this to bits. It is the perfect challenge that makes you keep coming back for more. It does kinda **** how it doesn't save your button configs making you revisit the options menu over and over again to fix it. Do keep in mind though, the people who complain about "input lag" are just bad players lmao
I always preferred this over IV. The characters have so much personality and depth along with an excellent story. That being said it lacks a lot of replay value for me mostly because it removed so much from the classics and it being mindlessly easy with the broken auto aim and special abilities. Its still a good game
