There's not much to differentiate Live to Dance from all the other dance shows out there, unless Paula sends her favorites on a senior tour. The highlights of the premiere were, predictably, the flubs.

There's only one reason to watch, in other words, and that's for those immersed in Abdul-ology--either uplifted, or amused, by her manner of speech ("All of you can shine") and touchy-feely attitude.