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Summary"As many intelligent people know, aliens are all around us. This is a story of a band of four such explorers. In order to blend in, they have assumed human form. This is the High Commander [Dick]. He has assembled an elite team of experts: A decorated military officer [Sally], a seasoned intelligence specialist [Tommy] and [Harry], well, they had... Read More

Directed By:Robert Berlinger

Written By:Bonnie Turner, Terry Turner, Michael Glouberman, Andrew Orenstein

❮ 3rd Rock from the Sun

S1 • Episode 17

Assault with a Deadly Dick

Air Date:

Apr 30, 1996

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Episode 1 • Jan 9, 1996 • 22 m

Brains and Eggs

Four aliens have taken on the human form and traveled to Earth in order to find out how humans live and what they do.

Episode 2 • Jan 16, 1996 • 22 m

Post-Nasal Dick

The whole crew gets ill after Tommy catches a bug while kissing a girl.

Episode 3 • Jan 23, 1996 • 22 m

Dick's First Birthday

For the first time, Dick gets confronted with his age when he's introduced to the concept of birthdays.

Episode 4 • Jan 30, 1996 • 22 m

Dick Is from Mars, Sally Is from Venus

Sally has her very first date and Tommy starts going to high school.

Episode 5 • Feb 6, 1996 • 22 m

Dick takes up smoking and meanwhile Sally doesn't like to be overruled by Dick all the time.

Episode 6 • Feb 13, 1996 • 22 m

Green-Eyed Dick

An old boyfriend of Dr. Albright shows up and Dick experiences what jealousy is.

Episode 7 • Feb 20, 1996 • 30 m

Dick feels very lonely because Dr. Albright is on holiday.

Episode 8 • Feb 27, 1996 • 22 m

Body & Soul & Dick

An obnoxious professor dies and his will says he wants Dick to speak at his funeral.

Episode 9 • Mar 4, 1996 • 22 m

Dick doesn't want the family to always irritate each other and thinks they can learn from observing Dr. Albright and her brother Roy.

Episode 10 • Mar 12, 1996 • 22 m

Dick finds out people sometimes lie to get what they want and Sally and Harry find out how hard it is to get a driver's license.

Episode 11 • Mar 19, 1996 • 22 m

The Art of Dick

After failing everything he has tried so far, Harry turns out to be a good painter.

Episode 12 • Mar 26, 1996 • 22 m

The Solomons have their first experience with snow and act appropriately, or so they think.

Episode 13 • Apr 2, 1996 • 22 m

Dick wants the Solomons to meet the neighbors.

Episode 14 • Apr 9, 1996 • 22 m

The Dicks They Are A-Changin'

Dr. Albright thinks Dick is actually an activist she met in the 1960's.

Episode 15 • Apr 21, 1996 • 22 m

I Enjoy Being a Dick

Sally and Harry get a job and Dick feels kept out when he can't come to Dr. Albright and Nina's women-only study group.

Episode 16 • Apr 23, 1996 • 22 m

The Solomons come to realize they don't belong to any ethnic group. Sally meets Mr. Randell.

Episode 17 • Apr 30, 1996 • 22 m

Assault with a Deadly Dick

The Solomons' car radio is stolen and Dick is being robbed. Dick pushes Tommy to take up basketball. Sally meets Officer Don for the first time.

Episode 18 • May 7, 1996 • 22 m

Father Knows Dick

Harry acts upset and even a bit rebellious and Dick figures Harry needs a father figure. Sally meets Mr. Randell's mother.

Episode 19 • May 14, 1996 • 22 m

Dick is devastated when Dr. Albright gets a new office.

Episode 20 • May 21, 1996 • 22 m

Mary has finally agreed to go on a date with Dick.

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