Ukrainian ball in search of gas

[SPOILER ALERT: This review contains spoilers.]

[SPOILER ALERT: This review contains spoilers.]

Ukrainian Ball in Search of Gas is by far the best game I have ever played in my life. Not only are the graphics impeccable, but the gameplay and the storyline are on a level never seen before in the gaming industry. This legendary work of art is sure to revolutionize the way we think about gaming, and it will go down in the annals of history.

Mario Bros. Goldeneye. Ocarina of Time. Halo. Doom. Half-Life. Bad Rats. Every once in a millennium, a game that changes everything about digital entertainment comes out. I believe that Ukrainian Ball in Search of Gas is worthy of this title. As far as technical stuff goes, the game's developer made creative use of the lighting system provided with Unity, as it fits with the artstyle and manages to look great. As far as gameplay goes, the movement is innovative, as you operate an ellipsoid designed by the greatest Ukrainian engineers with one goal. Collect. Gas. At a cursory glance, the objective seems simple. However, much like how the Souls games from Hidetaka Miyazaki sound easy on paper, Ukrainian ball is a brutal endurance run and a race against time. The lore states that your reason for undertaking the gas collection endeavor is to supply energy to mother Ukraine following a major geopolitical conflict between Russia and Ukraine. Gas is scattered around the Ukrainian country side, a metaphor for Ukraine's isolated diplomatic status. Trees and bunkers likely made by Albanian invaders obscure vision and obstruct your path to total domination of Europe. However, the more skilled players will quickly memorize the game's gargantuan map and it's layout, and will be tumbling at light speed towards victory, much like a kulak running away from Soviet Commissars sent to collect grain.

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Khmelnytsky, Bandera, Shevchenko, and Ukrainian Ball. All these names that will live on forever in the annals of Ukrainian history. This game has demolished the status quo of everything to do with PC Gaming and it will soon be demolishing Russians and their apologists given time.

I'm going to balance out all the positive reviews here with an honest one. DO NOT BUY THIS GAME FOR YOURSELF! This game is laughably unfinished in all ways. It's only function is as a gag gift, and there are better gag gifts out there.