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Crash Dummy

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Dec 15, 2023
2
Nodudewhy
Imma be honest with you guys, level design and controls are like the game equivalent of a participation trophy, and grammar mistakes run into all of the diolague. BUT, this does have potential to be a relatively fun game. If the levels were redone, the controls were competent, and the game actually playtested, then you would have a game people would actually want to play.
Oct 9, 2023
0
AmlpfanAIMER
Your life is NOTHING. You serve ZERO purpose. You should kill yourself NOW. And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen, in the ozone layer, that’s covered up so that we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Because what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself! I mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent. (the people that made this ****)
Jul 26, 2023
1
GeorgeWboosh
I'd rather watch :Nostalgia critics: the wall", only reason why its not a 0, is because I cant find it on modern phones, so people cant play this bucket of mall Santa puke
Jan 20, 2023
0
MrCritcV
Terrible. This is just a demake of CID, an already terrible game, ported to the worst possible device, with so many glitches it takes more coding than the actual gameplay. Shoutout to Rerez
Nov 24, 2022
0
AlcacriticJYH
I've never even heard of CID the Dummy until I watched Rerez. After attaining the knowledge of it being just a bad game, I will gladly avoid it like the plague! Same thing for this obvious demake of an already terrible game! Why was this even necessary, Twelvegames?
Oct 26, 2022
0
EnderKirby
This game is one of the worst games of all time, The story is super confusing is like they wanted to create new design for advisor but in the last second decided to keep the old one and then keep his new design for the intro cutscene but keep the old one for the dialouge just to confuse people, the atnagonist's case of transforming isn't make sense how the claw machine that took him away drag him through the control panel like a ghost when it doesn't have the motion for it and advisor have like 30 seconds to stop him to enterto stop D troit from transforming but he just watch like an idiot for what is going on, the side kick of advisor is no more than a prove twelve games wanting to rip off capcom, the presentation is mediocre at best is look cheaply made from the cutscene to the dialouge and the gameplay heck even NES games have more charm than this, the game look like they draw the spirtes put them in the game and move on to the next one. The gameplay is atrocious is a shameless demake of already terrible wii game, sure cid the dummy was controlled badly is sometimes happen with motion controlled games, but this game is a touch screen game ported to support controls of controllers and keyboards, what esxuce thosedevelopers at twelve games have to make this touch screen controlled mobile game unplayable at a controller or a keyboard in the ports?, the combat is bad to cid controlled very slippery, his walk cycle is very off, his jump is clancky, the hit decetion of his punches are terrible, the input lag is high, and for a 2D game when you need to jump if you near to a wall you will wall kick to the opposite direction a lot without your own fault,dying in this game and get a game over is pointless since you spawn at the exact place you died, the game full of glitches and unfinished beyond belive from glitches that clip you under the level, causing you to float on the ground when landed which is just how did you screw something like this and grab a ledge is a nightmare that you basically need to be frame perfect just to move on and isn't challenging is poor design choise that the developers didn't care about, and hear on the PC version is is basically not playable is not read inputs at all. But the worst part about all of this have to be with the critics twelve games the developers of this burning pile of garbage gave themself a high score for this game calling it near perfect, I saw reviews about games that the reviwers not seeing the flaws of the game, I saw ones who protect shovelware and bad games, I saw people who saying just because a game on a specific platform is automatically good, but this is a new low that the developers refuse to see the mess they left, trying to make other reviews to protect the game when there no reason or need to protect this game, crash dummy is a mess no matter how you try to look at from the non sense story that try to be the same as the OG game, the mediocre presenatation that look no care put into it, to the gameplay that is downright not playable from the tutorial and onward there no esxuce for this trash it might the 2D incarnation of superman 64, a game so messy to the core that deserve to be remebered for his awfulness, in conclusion screw that game don't buy it, don't play it and just pick up a mega man title, even the worst ones do way better execution in any single way that this poor rip off could wish about
Aug 29, 2022
1
Memer689
The game is buggy Its just a demake of Cid the dummy . DO NOT GIVE THIS GAME YOUR MONEY OR YOUR TIME For more info please go and watch this video ****/watch?v=148E-uwsiG4
Jul 30, 2022
0
Youwantacookie1
This game is just terrible, it has unfair level design, frustrating controls, broken bugs and glitches and is not fun, EVER, what ever you do, don't play this game! Huge thanks to Rerez.
Jul 26, 2022
0
TIL96
This game feels like a bootleg of a bootleg. I tried CID The Dummy on Wii, and it's at least somewhat ok, but this version of the game is **** Even ****tier than the original. How do you screw up that bad? How?
Jun 6, 2022
10
TwealveGames
A fantastic classic Action Platformer full of brainy puzzles big level funny monster and dangerous Retro Arcade style big bosses Easy to control the virtual joystick makes a good job with only two buttons to jump and attack A console style game on your mobile!
May 20, 2022
0
Steampwered
NOT SUCH A DUMMY NOW AM I? NOT SUCH A DUMMY NOW AM I? NOT SUCH A DUMMY NOW AM I? NOT SUCH A DUMMY NOW AM I? NOT SUCH A DUMMY NOW AM I? NOT SUCH A DUMMY NOW AM I? NOT SUCH A DUMMY NOW AM I? NOT SUCH A DUMMY NOW AM I? NOT SUCH A DUMMY NOW AM I? NOT SUCH A DUMMY NOW AM I? NOT SUCH A DUMMY NOW AM I? NOT SUCH A DUMMY NOW AM I? NOT SUCH A DUMMY NOW AM I? NOT SUCH A DUMMY NOW AM I? NOT SUCH A DUMMYProf=1
May 16, 2022
0
JoeyCannoli
This game is a very badly made demake of an older console game that was pretty terrible too. It's actually kind of impressive how the devs managed to make an even worse iteration of an already bad product - as flawed as the original CID the Dummy was, it was at least a stable game. This version, however, suffers from all kinds of problems including glitches, buggy controls, and bad level design among other things. And the cherry on top? The devs gave themselves good reviews for this game and didn't even try to hide it. This game is just one giant dumpster fire.
May 15, 2022
0
Soulassassin
This game is nothing more then a DEMAKE of the exact same **** game that released on the Wii. The controls are garbage, there are MULTIPLE game breaking glitches in the game that both make the game unplayable and impossible to complete a level. Buttons disappear, character is unable to jump high enough to reach ledges, gates glitch out and remain up preventing you from continuing. The combat is horrendous and worst of all for a **** jumping and movement is an absolute joke. Half the time the character won't jump and the other half the walking animation just walks him right off a ledge. Plus there is ZERO penalty for dieing, you simply respawn right where you died EVEN IF YOU GET A GAME OVER, you simply press continue and you restart right Where you left off with with full health and full lives. ALL of the good reviews on this game are from THE DEVELOPERS THEMSELVES, and they don't even try to hide that fact. So PLEASE, don't waste your time on this game and most importantly DO NOT buy this game or support this type of garbage developers who can't even be bothered to create something that even works.
May 14, 2022
0
Murphmario
This game contains many flaws and is an inferior version of a terrible game. Shame on the developers of this for botting the reviews here, that is NOT how you promote a game.
May 14, 2022
10
sixtyninegames
A fantastic funny monster, full of funnu monster, big level, funny monster and funny monster. Easy to control, the virtual penus makes a good job with only sixty nine buttons on screen to insert and explode. A Console style game on your mobile!
May 14, 2022
0
CrashMegaraptor
The fact that the only good review here is from the game creators themselves should say just how bad the game really is. It's glitchy, uncontrollable and has numerous typos and coding errors just about everywhere. I'd be reluctant to recommend this anyway, but given the creators are deliberately lying about their own game, I'd say stay as far away as possible.
May 13, 2022
0
Cuckodile
Game **** lol Shout-out to Rerez ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ
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