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It has almost no visual creativity in its settings and design. Hopefully the worst is already here and past of the gunnerverse.

A pretty stellar rom com with its design and characters. Anytime Julia pulls out the massive hair look is just woah.

Overlong but has enough endless silly, sloppy, and BS fun to earn its place.

The villain nanny gets enough evil smirks in to last a lifetime. A real poor performance by the husband here.

He's just like me. (The guy recommending jello shots to get the party back on track)

Direct to Video Cage slop that meets the bare needs of crime thriller. Cage is way too bland and forgettable here.

Just kind of bland since the lead is both uninteresting and kind of a bad person not worth the effort. I do love when classic music lyrics carry thematic relevance to the plots of the characters.

"HEY YO HAS ANYBODY SEEN RICHIEEE??" "DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHY RICHIE DID BOBBY LUPO??" This is genuinely verging on a parody masterclass, unknowingly. Seagal seemed determined to be make a mafia movie where he plays a wise guy. But since he has to be the good guy he just plays a cop that talks and acts like a wise guy, incredible. Audibly laughed out loud several times, my favorite was when he decided to check his dead partners work desk to see what he was maybe getting into that caused his death and he pulled out in order: a massive bag of cocaine, fat stacks of cash, and close up polaroid's of him with hookers. I'll say again that this was in this cops work desk.

It turns out trading Spielberg, Dreyfuss, and Shaw out for Jeannot Szwarc and some teens who would struggle to make the case in a Friday the 13th movie has negative yields. Awesome shark death at the end.

Weaponized male incompetence final boss. Most unbelievable parts were all the shots off the Titans stadium that made it seem full of all Titans fans.

From now on when I get back from the grueling odyssey from my work to my home I am going to immediately put someone else in charge of the situation and self exile myself to the TV.

Kubrick certainly has particular, and seemingly accurate, view of America and its military.

Really dreadful, there is just so little plot movement or character development that its just a soulless exercise. A reunion travelogue with the main cast would of been better than this. Disney please have 2 seconds of self reflection when the plot of your big summer movie is about how soulless corporations **** everything up and take the creativity out of it.

Great debut directing and vibes. I liked the traditionally filmed sequences way more than the found footage sections, the story definitely lost me eventually.

Contains all the trappings of the genre but I think its silly and campy enough to be watchable.

First movie I've ever considered not rating. The performances are great for the most part but it is an awkward watch given the subject matter.

A lot of thoughts but better than I remembered. The impact of having prime Madden and Summerall is huge, they have some of the best lines. It's somehow a pretty even split between a football movie and a stripper cheerleaders movie. They are shown before during and after every play.

Incredibly strong direction and performances with a moving and emotional ending.

A toothless college football movie laden with genre stereotypes, poor acting, and stale direction. This will not be a Jimmy Caan performance that I remember, he embodies a college football coach so poorly its shocking. I want to give a specific shoutout to 'Eastern State University' and their schedule here as they try to get bowl eligible for the first time in 3 years and also win their conference championship (????). They played Miss State, Michigan, Boston College, Texas, UNC, Iowa, and Georgia Tech. I can only assume the producers could only take what they were given in terms of willing university's to participate.

John Candy never misses, Murray does sometimes. Its certainly silly and harmless enough for some laughs.

I know my mom loves Fred Astaire and Ginger Rodgers, this film is clearly only a vehicle for them to shine together. Astaire has an unfortunate, extended blackface sequence that's completely out of place with the rest of the movie.

A real boring affair. The best part is that the bad guy likes to bang to the score from The Shining.

Dreadful. Travolta and Vaughn are in a movie long struggle for the worst line readings and acting. Completely perplexing characters and plot structure.

An incredible relic of the era. The comedic timing and general brainlessness of the American people he encountered here make every sequence of this entertaining.

Solid tenant from hell movie, its way too light on all aspects Keaton. Watching Modine crash out over and over again was funny.

I enjoyed it, its bright and loud but the writing was solid and the performances were strong.

A solid, heartfelt, simple detective movie with enough overall British quirkiness to be enjoyable.

Revenge thriller turned into a much more bloodier affair than I was expecting.

An efficient Emily the Criminal-like. Thought the chemistry and performances were solid.

Has a really effective ending that saves it from its otherwise drab and unevenly performed production.

Never seen anything like it in my life, and I imagine i never will again...

I like when early in the movie evil Culkin tells our hero that he is going to try and kill him but then they shake hands and agree its much too early in the film to do it now.

I'm sorry, this is an anecdote, at best, for a WWII story and not capable of sustaining a feature film. D-Day was delayed 1 day, wowowowow.

A chuckle worthy stoner comedy that's a little too action focused for its big moments. Has a lot of strong comedic performers in their prime.

Plays the hits with no chance or creativity, has a solid plane crash sequence and a forgettable shark sequence.

Well written and directed, with a loaded supporting cast. Heath Ledger is so good, may re-watch A Knight's Tale soon.

Its strongly performed in a classic tale and structure, there doesn't seem like enough story to support the middle. But the intro and ending are very memorable.

Would find more storytelling in a fatalities montage on Youtube. Was laughing at Cole's treatment in this, he went from main character to no lines and early death.

We need more movies with speedboats, this movie also needed more speedboat scenes. Jamie Foxx is in multiple nightclubs, shootouts, and has his girl blow up and never speaks over a whisper, incredible.

I like the location and setup. It's pretty low on energy and doesn't really expand in any notable way throughout its runtime.

Stays really funny throughout with Haddish giving a one of one performance.

Guy Ritchie is lost in the wilderness, you couldn't find a character arc or beat in this if you watched it a thousand times. No shot or scene last longer than a minute. Cavill and Gyllenhaal are blank slate quip machines.

Diane Lane was up to the task, cuck Richard Gere was awkward to watch, and the cops who couldn't solve this case should be fired.

An incomprehensible slog to get through. I don't know much about Markiplier but having you first film be written, directed, and solo starred by yourself is too much to take on maybe.

Should of had sequels and a cinematic universe. Everybody involved is just at their peak.

Definitely interesting, its an extended drive and talk as a man searches for an assistant in his suicide. I expected the ending but that back half of this is effective.

Would love to see a nicer print of this, the technicolor landscape was incredible. While it remains a typical western setup, it is much more focused on Wayne's character as being problematic and in the wrong than the other famous films of the era and genre.

Distracted by Karen Allen and getting mad at the guy who wasn't doing everything she said and choosing to frat party instead of hang out with her.

Certainly harmless enough but this is a low point in the genre of studio rom coms. This managed to make Tuscany look and feel like a hallmark studio shot movie.

Go Buckeyes. Entertaining black comedy with a lot more action and blood than I expected.