dirkdastard

do not buy this game on a console it's controls are absolutely atrocious. the quick aiming and movement you need cannot be done on crappy analog sticks !! apart from that the whole game just involves blowing s*** up every mission is always the same blow this up and advance, blow this up and advance. and whoever designed the camera tracking for this needs to be FIRED!! no matter what vehicle your in eventually the cam will move to the side of you and track your side it hardly ever stays at the front! the wing suit is even worse try to turn in the damn thing and you'll be sorry you'll end up going upside down and crashing into a cliff. the gfx are so bad too it looks like a 2000 game the character models look like they have just thrown some paint onto a low poly model that's how bad they look. if you must plat this get it on the pc stay away from the console version!!

most of the positive reviews in here are either PAID reviews or people seem to be easily amused... theme hospital is back but it hasn't really changed that much... for those who remember theme hospital (TH) you basically build rooms and put staff in them than get patients to go into these rooms to find out what is wrong with them than send them to cure rooms to get cured. eventually though you end up building the same rooms over and over with the exact same items over. and over...well i'm afraid it's exactly the same in this. what would have been good was a copy room button where you can copy a rooms design and quickly build it again instead you have to build EACH room from scratch EACH time this gets tiresome and boring really quickly just like the original TH. But the problems don't stop there later on your going to get hit with what i call near death patients if you leave these alone you get hit with DEATH waves patients will be dropping likes flies left and right you will have to micro manage these either by telling them to get cured or sending them to the front of the queue this is what you will be doing 90% of the time! Oh no but there's more the way the game is supposed to work is a patient goes into the GP room, gets diagnosed and either sent to a cure room or sent to a diagnosis room. 50% of the time it doesn't work like that i have literally watched a patient go into the gp, into a diagnosis room, back to gp than to ANOTHER diag room and back to GP and sometimes to yet another diag room! the game is utterally broken at the moment your better off just selecting patients and telling them to go straight to the cure room the gp system just doesn't work properly and you will find the queues sky rocketing to 20+ really fast too which means YES MORE micro managing!! The graphics may have changed and there are different cure rooms but i'm afraid this still follows the flawed system of the original TH if you want to play this I'd wait till it's on sale for $15 no way IMO is it worth $30!

terrible terrible game with bad controls and annoying boss fights but awesome music.