NoTalentHack

Easily one of the funniest movies ever made! So I forced myself to sit through the first season. And my only laugh was the Baron’s karaoke scene. Other than that, I was apparently just being preyed upon by Proksch’s character? But hey - maybe they’d hit their stride in season 2? Nope. After they started rolling with - I guess… actor showcases? The moronic episode with the volleyball team that just went off script, yet somehow managed to be even less funny? I was done. And I don’t think all of these fake reviews help the writers or the actors? Instead of hearing how much the show ****, and working to improve it - instead… “OMG! Most hilarious show EVAH! TEN TEN TEN!!! Give us EVEN MORE UNFUNNY please!” If you loved the movie AND you can actually stand this knockoff? You’re a much bigger fan than me. And if you’re here giving it another few 10s to discount another actual review - Can you ask Jemaine to PLEASE thank Bret for bailing on Flight of the Conchords when he did? Otherwise I’d probably hate what had eventually become of that, too.

This documentary turns Trainspotting into... a magical ride at Disney? Everyone is insane? The documentary makers likely cleared millions from Netflix - making them infinitely more evil than even their horrific subjects? Everyone just scores $$$$ off the endless misery, and we're ALL contributing? Have someone just drop a wild tiger into the mix? All of the parks are then closed, all of the owners and handlers dead or horrifically maimed? PLEASE have the tigers rise up and just KILL them all!?! NOW!!! The beautiful wild animals draw in the abused cults that then draw us ALL into this evil? I’ve never shot heroin. I did watch this documentary. And now I really hate myself. And that photo of me as a child, hugging the cute lion cub? I'm definitely going to Hell.