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Welcome to TLoU Part II, where you get to indulge in a degenerate's creepy fantasies with the exact same, unchanged and tiring gameplay of the first entry. Now with even more paid reviewers singing the game's praises like trying to get you to buy a big, stinky bag of feces. Neil Cuckdmann, you are a **** hack. Hope Anita notices you and you get the pegging and CBT ball busting you deserve you self-centered, employee-exploiting, nepotist, **** brain-damaged, talentless **** You ruined a once beloved company and you are a **** **** stain in the gaming industry. Go back to the depravity den you crawled out from and spare us your existence. And since you are a so-called "feminist ally", how did it feel to fire the female writer that made the plot of the Uncharted trilogy good to begin with? TL;DR: wait until TLoU Part II is less than ten bucks in a bargain bin and you'll have an easy plat. Plus Druckmann won't see a single penny that way.

Talk about classic. For some of us, Sacred equals to Diablo. Yeah, I'm willing to admit it's flaws like the bugs, the comical approach of some parts that make it not serious, but they do not appear too often, most of the bugs didn't pop up in my experience and the funny stuff like Jason's machete and hockey mask are in location that do not afect the storyline, it's all a bunch of optional easter eggs, like the cave that resembles Pacman. Of course some characters were flat out uninteresting, but they were classic and with enough backstory to make them iconic: the Gladiator is a badass that gets beatrayed by it's master, the Dark Elf betrays it's race by being a good guy, the Mage has it's own master, the Dwarf accidentaly breaks into a forest with his hellicopter, the Wood Elf helps the Dark Elf escape form his race, the Seraphim is kinda... there with the preachy stuff while she's showing everybody her goodies, and the Vampiress wakes up like every normal vampire, but with a desire to travel and explore. Oh, and the Succubuss... She comes from Hell through a Graveyard and explores the world. Sacred equals classic in all levels.

It's a great game, the ambietation is good, the controls work fine and the challenges work well. The only problem is the really short camapign, but it's preatty fun. Ah, and have I mentioned the giant muscular Joker? Like... what the **** EIDOS? Joker is all about brains, not about sheer force and power.

Well, I think most people went harsh on this one, nut is not htah bad. Except for Big the cat the game was "ok" or "good" at best. Sonic levels were classic, Tails levels were short lived, Knuckles leves became annoying, Amy's were boring but Gamma was the **** Easy, but awesome. Yeah, the stories were maybe a little bit confusing but overall it was an average experience. And the chaos, they're a lot of fun to train. Like Sonic needs something to hold on to after Mario, so let's capitalize on Pokémon. Because... Talent, I dunno.

A lot of companies should learn form this game. First lest have biblical references, mix it with dark humor in a childrish style of graphics, an awesome dungeon crawler gameplay and BOOM you get TBoI. Also the DLC is amazing and such references to the original sin, king Midas, Satan, the hangwire reresenting blasphemy... this game is so sinful and disgusting that I love it.

How to say all that's already been said? By repeating it. SMBB is an awesome game, a great fighter with some of the most interesting characters ever put on a game where you beat the hell out of your friends. It's a great game and it's better enjoyed with some good company.

Okay, so let's grab an action game and make an estrategy game out of it. Makes perfect sense, yeah. Oh wait NO IT DOES NOT. Well, I admit I'm not kind to strategy games, but come on! It's like making a fighting game of a series of games based around puzzles. I can picture it: PROFESSOR LAYTON VS STREET FIGHTER 4 ULTRA RECHARGED LIMITED EDITION.

Cheesy as well as challenging. A great platformer that was meant to live on but now it's been crushed like Rihanna's face JA no, sexism isn't funny. The music was perfect, the gameplay was smooth and man, it was like mixing Aladdin with a God of War game.

What did you expect? The story is short, the enemy team is a joke, the plot is too cliché and the dificulty has fallen down gretly, making this game a departure form Black and White and B/W 2. But, in the other hand the game is more directed towards competitive gaming and that is vital in Super Training and in the more options towards playing with people all around the world, and I have a soft spot for Pokémon and the competitive.

"HOW DOES THIS GAME EVEN EXIST????????????????!!!??? LULZZZZZ 10/10 Best game evah, the hype is real, my body is Reggie for this. Euphoria achieved" -Gamenot. Seriosly I should stop doing so much crystal meth.

"Hey guys, let's take an average franchise like Halo and we go all Cristopher Nolan on it making it super greedy and mature and patriotic and **** just like a Michael Bay movie without boobs" -What I think they said at Bungie before the creation of this... let's call it game because you use a controller on it.

Another underrated gem I see here. MetroidVania is probably the style that I like the most out of all three (RetroVania, MetroidVania and Lords of Shadow of the Colossus of God of WarVania if you know what I'm sayin') and this game is perfect proof. I was young and all I knew about CastleVania was this one game and I loved it, everything made sense, backtracking wasn't a chore because you needed exp. and money and the story was so far from beaing a "pure, traditional and classic CastleVania" but the style was there. I renember some stages entirely and I would be able to beat this game in less than 10 hours because I looked for all the secret and spent so much time on it. The game also made an impacto on me. By seraching I found out "CastleVania Symphony of the Night" and I was like: MetroidVania on PS2 with Richter Belmont and Alucard? GOTTA GO PLAY DAT ****

The first Rayman game and not a bad game, but being the first is always rough because you have to set the bar. And set the bar it did. It was really challenging, even annoying in some levels, but when you went forward a little bit was an incentive to keep going more. Even though I love the series I must say that I did not enjoy this one as much as the others. It was all I had when I was young and I got frustrated really quickly. Revisiting it now I find it fair and not as difficult as before, but I don't see the charm so much in this, because for me it was all about Rayman 2.

This game is brilliant. You can take away Murphy and his stupid 4th wall DEMOLITION and you have a nice and solid Rayman title. Yes, in some parts the graphics are amazingly outdated but I think it's part of a certain charm that only Rayman games can give us. Alas, old friend.

This game is brilliant. You can take away Murphy and his stupid 4th wall DEMOLITION and you have a nice and solid Rayman title. Yes, in some parts the graphics are amazingly outdated but I think it's part of a certain charm that only Rayman games can give us. Alas, old friend.

When I see critics prasising platform games and they do not speak about Rayman my heart is a little bit hurt. I mean, for it's time Rayman had one of the best controls and enviroments I've ever seen. The characters were cartoony and memorable and even with a bad fighting system, the game was true to it's roots and the pursuit stages are so iconic that they should be right next to Mario Bros.' first stage and Green Hill. Rayman will always be our dark little gem.

When I see critics prasising platform games and they do not speak about Rayman my heart is a little bit hurt. I mean, for it's time Rayman had one of the best controls and enviroments I've ever seen. The characters were cartoony and memorable and even with a bad fighting system, the game was true to it's roots and the pursuit stages are so iconic that they should be right next to Mario Bros.' first stage and Green Hill. Rayman will always be our dark little gem.

Frustrating on some parts but with an awesome lore. It should please pro gamers as well as those who play for the story because everything you do (or don't do) affects on the final result. Casual gamers, stay away from this, it's a masterpiece but with some flaws like the lack of mission markers for sidequest (ehemZeldaSyndromeehem) or the dificulty spikes. Even there are some dificulty holes that demando no skill from the player whatsoever. Like a Picasso painting with some wine stains.

What they did to you, poor baby? Excluding the ending and the orientation on more action, the dificulty level reduction for casual players to get it... and it's an average rpg-shooter hybrid sorta thing. It shouldn't have a Mass Effect seal on it but we can't argue Bioware didn't try. It's not it's best, but you can have fun with the game. If you crush your expectatives from a good ME game.

Lots of monsters, lots of hunting, a huge amount of armor and weapons to try... It's Monster **** Hunter at it's best. And you don't need more. And you don't ask for more because you already have all. Except wifi online. Thanks god for the upcoming MH4U

Man is this game underrated. Just like any portable Zelda game, this game gets so overlooked that is disgusting. The worst thing is probably that is one of the best games to introduce new players into the series, along with Wind Waker. It has it's flaws and there's really more enganging Zelda's out there, but I think we must stand for this little gem for what it is.

My personal opinion on this... "game" is that it's an isnult. All the people of my age that grew with Rayman and loved it for the plataformy action and the humor that was... kinda there were hoping for a new plataform Rayman game. And then we find out... this. A mess of minigames that wasn't like the trailers at all. Sour disappointment and so many rage... If it was a game without Rayman I might have passed it and had fun playing, but they ruined one of my favorite franchises. This is the "Banjo Kazooie Nuts and Bolts", the "Star Fox Adventure" of Rayman. And I hate it. And even more so these stupid annoying rabbids.